Dane Cook Not Funny For 7 Straight Hours

Lewis Black on meth... now THAT would be awesome! Dane Cook is now and has always been... yawn... snore... He reminds me of a frat-boy douche bag that makes underage girls giggle so he can date-rape them later in the evening.

Not gunna lie, Cook and Chappelle got old real fast for me. Cook's comedy is all the same and Chappelle, well I just got bored of.

I do, however, love Demetri Martin!

Dane is sort of funny, besides who could of played those funny roles in those movies whos names i cant remember. O yea and kudos to Dave and Dane for that whole record thing.

oh come on, dane is funny.

Dane Cook's managed to throw-out some decent laughs at us, but overall he's a pretty crappy comedian. Not only that, but am I the only person in the world that doesn't care for Chappelle?

It's not that its "uncool" to like Dane Cook, it's the fact that he has STOLEN material from far better comedians to further his career.

The audience must not have jobs.

Dane Cook actually is pretty funny, unfortunately he became so poplular that it is now uncool to like him, just like its now uncool to like family guy. Does anyone else feel that alot of his comedy is aimed at making himself cute and getting female adoration? Oh, and he has NOTHING on dave chappelle. "If I wasn't jamaican, why would I be wearing this hat?" Gold.

@shirin88 - I'd pay to see you ramble on stage for 7 hrs before I paid for Dane Cook. He should have at least been buying everyone drinks.

I like Dane Cook, he's hilarious to me, never seen him live though.

If you are tired of him then obviously reading about him, talking about him, listening to him or seeing him is NOT recommended.

Symptoms of hater syndrome include bashing Dane on websites and watching his videos while saying "Dane Cook sucks" 30 to 40 times.

I hate Dane Cook. That is all.

Tori you said it quite well. Dane Cook sucks. Seriously. Why can't I get paid to ramble on stage for 7 hours??? For real people...what does it take?

What about the AUDIENCE ENDURANCE of having to sit through 7 hours of Dane Cook? Did anyone catch the footage of the Red Cross workers pulling people out of the auditorium? It was a horror.....a horror! (just kidding. Hello? Is this thing on?)

Not Funny!

I aspire to be "not funny" enough to have my own show on Comedy Central or HBO. I want to be "not funny" enough to headline my own comedy tour and have throngs of people wait anxiously to see me tell bad jokes or yell at the top of my lungs. I admit that I am very witty, but as far as being funny long enough to set an audience record...not too sure. Props to Dave and Dane, but sincere kudos to the audiences. Maybe they'll be available to sit in my audience in the future. I'll try to be funny.

uhh...96thdayofrage, Dave Chappelle does have something to do with this story as he was the previous record holder.

That's all it's really saying by bringing up Dave.