Comedy | February 10, 2008 | 2 comments

Iraqi Suicide Vest Laws

source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Zj5XxK9ec

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Onion News Network panel discuss laws surrounding Iraqi suicide vest laws echoing arguments of the NRA and gun control advocates. Hilarious!
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  • PhilistineTheArtLuvr
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    • The pro-vest folks are out of their freaking minds! The 2nd Amendment to the Iraqi Constitution is very, very clear about this subject: You can only and only own a suicide vest as part of a MILITIA.
      There's not a world in the amendment that guarantees the "individual" right to a suicide vest.
      A militia is supposed to be trained and supplied by the state.
      What they should do is have a warehouse where the vests are kept and that's where an Iraqi, certified as a MILITIA, can go help himself to one when the need arises.
      They should not do what Al Qaeda is doing which it's a free for all, for Christ's, er... Mohammad's sake.
      There's so much more I want to say about this subject but right now I'm too emotional to do it. I need to smoke some good Hezbollah hashish to help me calm down.

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  • greatlakestimmy
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