Comedy | June 03, 2008 | 7 comments

Campaign Update 06/03/08

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Sarah_Haskins
The end of the primaries, the continuation of foreign policy fights, and the best new political word since "Borked!"
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7 comments // Campaign Update 06/03/08

  • wirzbicki
  • alexlitel
    • 0
      alexlitel  

    • Using Vilsack as a substitute for expletives.

      Let's take a verse from Ice Cube's "Doing Dumb Vilsack"

      When I was young I used to hang with the seventh graders

      Little bad mothervilsack playing Space Invaders
      Vilsacking with the girls in the fourth grade
      Either feeling on they butts or pulling on they braids
      Walking with the schoolhouse bully
      By doing that, I had a lot of pull, G
      Cheating on tests, making a mess
      Cussing like a sailor at recess
      It must a been a half moon
      Cause you'll catch me running out the little girls' bathroom
      Chewing on Good and Plenties
      Got my gamble on at lunch pitching pennies
      Yo I was living like the class clown
      Pulling all the hokes, making all the jokes man
      When you young it's hard to see
      That it's wrong throwing rocks at the RTD
      Popping out your window with a BB gun
      Better yet knocking on your door and run
      Playing hide-and-go-get-it for a little stank
      Even though I was still shooting blanks
      As soon as the dark hit
      I was stealing candy out the corner market
      Until I got my vilsack whipped
      Cause I was ten years old, doing dumb vilsack

    • 3 years ago
  • sajh
  • mexisurfer
  • KarlitoMosquito
    • 0
      KarlitoMosquito  

    • Poor Brett's Exploding Head!

      Sarah you've done a great job filling in, I hope to see you a lot more!

      Glad to hear the whole exploding head thing will be cleared up by tomorrow...

    • 3 years ago
  • lruettimann
  • huntre
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