Campaign Update 06/26/08

Aren't all politicians elitist and out of touch? I do recall seeing a video made by McCain's daughter in which she was at a get-together at her daddy's multi-million dollar resort cabin. I don't know what Rove thinks he's doing by insulting Obama like this because it is quite obviously happening on both sides of the fence.

By the way, I love putting a whole crap load of white guilt on my endive spears. Hilarious. =P

At the Democratic convention in 2004 you couldn't protest the war or else you were escorted from the premises to your proper cage outside... At the Republican 2004 convention if you didn't have a Kerry bandaid or a pair of flip flops you were escorted from the premises to your proper cage at Guantanamo... what a joke and media sideshow they have both become, especially since they coronate the candidate months before. Wouldn't it just be better to save us all the expense of having to groan through them both to just crown the 'winners' at a ceremony at the Pentagon? And yes, this year at the Democratic convention no fried foods...Is that due to Obama chastising people down south for giving their 'children fried chicken for breakfast?"... not an elitist? Hmmm... You sure will get plenty of material from the conventions this year.

i thought the best poor goat joke of the year was:

how much does it cost to to take a poor goat out to dinner? nothing. he's poor, he'll just eat your scraps.

i guess that's not as funny as i first thought it was. but when my homeless friend told it to me we laughed for a fairly long time.

Best poor goat joke of the week, possibly the year.

These Campaign Updates are the only things which will keep me semi-sane until November. Just keep the sharp-witted commentary coming!

Great Campaign Update guys!!

Lets try this again since my first comment was considered racist and hate speech by some marxist LIB.

Ahh the dummycrats convention in dumber,co.
what a great place to fleece a bunch of dummycrats...

where you CANT wear a baseball hat or wear your f** bags (unless) they are made with organic material that is only made by union workers in the USA (good luck finding those)
75% fossil free fuel travel to and from convention

NO fried foods will be on the menu(s) such as fried chicken.
ALL THE ABOVE RULES APPLY (except for the following people) SUPERDUMMYCRAT ELITES you know who they are: obama and his babies mama,bill,hill,al,tip,jimmy,etc.etc.
enjoy your tofu

THOSE MUST HAVE BEEN TASTY HOTDOGS... OMG

Love you, B.

Great update, BE, but get new intro music for these updates.

Hilarious, but where was the menu bit first reported? I can't find anything about it online.

another sexist and agist oke from bo campaign. to showan elderly women still fit to pitch should evoke bravo, in her 90ies in shape. but BOsupporters want get it.

that is how REPUBLICS work, the USA is one of them.