6 foot penis forced to apologize!!!
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Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a 6-foot penis costume at the graduation at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center. A video of his visit last month has appeared on YouTube.
Now I cant even walk around in my penis costume without getting into trouble, whats the world cumming to!?
if anyone can find the video, that would be great!
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DASLIFE
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HEY THERE WERE 2 OF THEM.... FUNNY STUFF I'M SURE IT WAS A GOOF..BUT TO PUNISH THE KID COME ON..
- 3 years ago
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DASLIFE
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larock
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my new boyfriend.
"HI HONEY!"
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larock
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cdltnla
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EverChanging:
Ironically! I don't hide my body from my kids either! Lately since my son is older I am a tad more modest but that, I have never had an adverse feeling about. But like you said, this costume at a graduation was just stupid.
I mean, it ain't a Halloween party in the Castro.
:) - 3 years ago
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cdltnla
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sufferahsmusic
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whats soo offensive about a 6foot dick?
- 3 years ago
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sufferahsmusic
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Brockie
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I think the reason the authorities got so mad is because he came out and ran around the stage during the ceremony. If he had run around outside the building before or after, I don't think they would have bothered him.
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Brockie
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Hawkmang
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They got the wrong Dick!
- 3 years ago
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Hawkmang
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Hawkmang
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Hawkmang:
Add this one to the lineup too!
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Hawkmang
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Mark701
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The kid was screwed by the judge.
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Mark701
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teddy14
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do americans not have freedoom of expression?
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teddy14
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passjay
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mannn talking about erectile dysfunction...this takes the cakes...now i've seen everything!!!
- 3 years ago
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passjay
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lgait
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where can i get one of those costumes?
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lgait
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jubal
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Dick Cheney doesn't even need a costume to be what he is.
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jubal
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hollowman218
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America has some serious issues w/ sexuality. It needs to grow the fuck up, learn from older cultures (like japan), and step out of the bullshit stigmas that get people to think hypocritically "pro-death penalty" and "pro-life" at the same time. GROW A SET OF BALLS!
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hollowman218
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Mark701
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hollowman218:
I'm with you. But it's very unlikely in a country that impeaches a man for lying about consensual sex and supports a moron who lied us into a war.
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Mark701
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MornRail
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This story. These comments. I'm crying with laughter. Vote Up!
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MornRail
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DeliaTheArtist
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Mike, I think I just found our Halloween costumes.
- 3 years ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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EverChanging
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God forbid it's a six foot penis man! What will the children think?! When are people going to stop being so prudish? All it is is a body part... it may be a sexual part but it serves the funtion of waste removing too. Many common parts of the body can be used sexually: my mouth does a good job of that... should I forever have a black square over it?
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EverChanging
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cdltnla
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EverChanging:
I'm sure you won't be saying this when you have kids. The last thing you want your 4 year old seeing is a giant erect "penis". Seriously- and I'm not prudish at all. If I was I wouldn't be a nude model for fine artists. It's just not the place. It shows real immaturity and ignorance.
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cdltnla
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EverChanging
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EverChanging:
That is true in some senses and I will agree if someone wishes to not have their own child view that then they have every right to not have their child see that and should not be forced to in a public setting such as a graduation. But I have a different point of view... both my parents were nudists… I grew all my life seeing the naked body. Not just that but we shared a room (I had a bed that was separated by a sheet) but they would have sex in there. It didn't damage me or hurt me… For me sex is a an expression of love and I knew my parents were in love. Nudity is just the body in its natural form. And I am pregnant right now and when my son is born I don't plan to hide my body from him just as my parents did around me. I don't believe nudity is damaging... I grew up fine and so did my brother.
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EverChanging
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SamuraiDave
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That took some balls to pull off that stunt. In Japan, they have fertility festivals where they parade enormous phallus around and no one gets upset.
And guys, it's obvious that the dicks in the photo are not related to the dick in the story and video.
- 3 years ago
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SamuraiDave
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BubbaParisFan
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if I had a 6 foot penis I'd be crashing graduations left and right!
- 3 years ago
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BubbaParisFan
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helloimcat
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My father always threatened to run across the field (our graduation was outside) naked when I graduated.
I wonder what they would've asked him to do.
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helloimcat
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Greg_Bunker
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About the other costumes in the background, I'm sure this is a picture from something else and not the actual graduation. Bold move though. :-P
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Greg_Bunker
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bobdobalina
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I heard he blew his apology all over the city. No mention of how long it lasted.
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bobdobalina
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Vierotchka
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In Japan, they celebrate it at the Kanamara Matsuri Festival.
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Vierotchka
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kewal91
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Vierotchka:
lol its the penis god.... .
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kewal91
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DeliaTheArtist
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Vierotchka:
NICE RESPONSE that's awesome!
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DeliaTheArtist
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sweetnana
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Vierotchka:
Everyone looks happy here. hahaha wish I was there.
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sweetnana
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Saladin
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lol, it's just a penis.
Onoes, teh childrenz saw it
Uhhh, when half of them go to the bathroom they see it.
I think it's hilarious. Although I guess an apology is no big deal.
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Saladin
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bizerk_turq
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Ah..Ah-ha...ha!
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bizerk_turq
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fuhleesha
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I don't know about y'all, but a 6 foot penis would have made my graduation a lot more bearable. This man should be praised rather than punished!
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fuhleesha
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hey5443
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I wonder if they arrested him in that suit.
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hey5443
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blonde_bombshelld
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thats so funny !!!!but yet the other dicks in the background are im guesssing not in trouble right?
- 3 years ago
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blonde_bombshelld
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DeliaTheArtist
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I know it's so childish but I am CRACKING UP about all the dick/cock/ball jokes! Excellent work everyone!
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DeliaTheArtist
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shroomfairy
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I didn't know that a penis was offensive. How dare men for being born with them! You should all be ashamed.
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shroomfairy
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iCanova
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shroomfairy:
I'm sure there will always be a woman there to remind us, in case any of us guys forgot.
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iCanova
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malathion
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what a cocky f--er
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malathion
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iCanova
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malathion:
Yea, that totally takes some balls
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iCanova
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iCanova
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This is an upsetting trend. I hope I don't have apologize for the size of my penis...
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iCanova
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DeliaTheArtist
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Here's the video!
Nice post, Mike!
It's funny because everyone sounds like they are LOVING it!
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DeliaTheArtist
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Bahlkris
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DeliaTheArtist:
I love it.
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Bahlkris
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brylou01
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DeliaTheArtist:
holy cow, how funny :)
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brylou01
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kewal91
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DeliaTheArtist:
wow THAT takes balls
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kewal91
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Julie_Soller
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DeliaTheArtist:
Ha ha ha ha you made my day!!!
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Julie_Soller
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flyingkick
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DeliaTheArtist:
that was badass!
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flyingkick
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Varex_Sythe
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DeliaTheArtist:
I guess all it takes is one butt head to ruin everyones fun.
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Varex_Sythe
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KeithdaSneith
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Way to go dickhead!
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KeithdaSneith
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craigers
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Typical conservative activist judges. People can't even be dicks now, what's this country coming to? Ha!
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craigers
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huffamoose2k
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Dude... what a stupid story to make it to the top... This guy should have been allowed to wear anything he wants. He is celebrating his emancipation from the conformist prison known as High School.
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huffamoose2k
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Bigdog_mike
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huffamoose2k:
that's exactly why this should be on top!
Because we all deserve our 1st Amendment Right! - 3 years ago
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Bigdog_mike
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huffamoose2k
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huffamoose2k:
yeah i guess...
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huffamoose2k
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rabidlemur
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Best news line ever!
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rabidlemur
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boopscoop
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sound the alarm!!! Someone's child saw a dick costume and therefore a parent will actually have to parent their child!!!! I hope he was sentenced to death...
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Ayahuasca2012
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boopscoop:
LOL... that's pretty much what I was thinking.
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Ayahuasca2012
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nkovach
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Is it just me or does anyone else think the brown penis in the background is a tad undersized? '
...Ohhh all brown penises look alike.
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nkovach
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Bahlkris
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nkovach:
HAHA i was just noticing that. So nothing happened to those guys?
This story is funny when you see the "lost in democracy" pod.
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Bahlkris
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BretByron [removed]
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WhatHappened
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BretByron:
I think you should apologize for being a worthless sack and an immature little kid. stay off the internet, your the reason so many people are under educated.
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WhatHappened
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WhatHappened
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BretByron:
My Bad. wrong dude. guess maybe im a little under educated on that one.
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WhatHappened
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jvanauken
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what about the other two "penises" in the background?
was it only Mr. Morett who was prosecuted? - 3 years ago
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jvanauken
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NoGodsNoMasters
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P.S. There are 2 other penis' in the background.......bet they didn't get dicked over......HA HA.....the cock jokes just don't end
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NoGodsNoMasters
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NoGodsNoMasters
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What a dick.........ya know someone was bound to say it. UP VOTE!!!
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darkhorsejim
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I'm glad some kid had the balls to test out his 1st Amendment rights. He survived high school & life only gets harder from this point on. This is hilarious-lighten up!
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darkhorsejim
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J_Jammer [removed]
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He knew what he was doing. haha....children.
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J_Jammer [removed]
