The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil
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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School ..
Usually she slept through the class.
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>> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'
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>> When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
Sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
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>> 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.
>> The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
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>> A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and
Savior?'
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>> But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to
Her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
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>> 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again
said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
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>> The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?'
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>> Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
>> This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that
Damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
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>> The nun fainted.
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rightbrain
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Cute.
- 3 years ago
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rightbrain
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DoctorD
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Great "story" -- I almost had an asthma attack from laughing; brought back a lot of memories.
- 3 years ago
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DoctorD
