Colbert's DNA shot into space
source: http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/08/colbert.dna.ap/index.html
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"I am thrilled to have my DNA shot into space, as this brings me one step closer to my lifelong dream of being the baby at the end of 2001," Colbert said in a statement, referring to the 1968 landmark science fiction film "2001: A Space Odyssey."
Garriott, one of few private citizens to travel into space, is collecting material for a time capsule of human DNA, a history of humanity's greatest achievements and personal messages.
The host of "The Colbert Report" will essentially be preserved so that aliens can clone him.
"In the unlikely event that Earth and humanity are destroyed, mankind can be resurrected with Stephen Colbert's DNA," Garriott said in a statement. "Is there a better person for us to turn to for this high-level responsibility?"
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Mobius2012
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I absolutely hate this man....why Colbert of all people? I hope that his DNA is burned up and degraded by radio activity, I hope it just burns up due to solar exposure, I hope it disintegrates!!!!! AHHHHHHRGGGG
- 3 years ago
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Mobius2012
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starr111
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Did anyone see the dog clone who was fertile? If we can clone important figures and provide offspring, then who is to stop them from taking all us normals out of the reproductive picture.
Colbert is funny and smart, at least it wasn't Palin.
- 3 years ago
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starr111
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remeeb
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I actually shot some DNA into space already.
- 3 years ago
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remeeb
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BillDupp
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remeeb:
dude there are like two or three other people who said the exact same thing already... you should read the threads before you comment
- 3 years ago
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BillDupp
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buttcrack
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Funny pic of colbert I had come across
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buttcrack
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J_Jammer [removed]
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Make a joke.
Make them laugh.
Do as you wish.He makes the human race look better should that be all that is left. Yay. haha...
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J_Jammer [removed]
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satanskidney
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Colbert>technoviking>chuck norris
If you're reading this Colbert, just know that I've always loved you more than that guy on the Daily Show.
- 3 years ago
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satanskidney
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kDrew_Productions
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Too good.
- 3 years ago
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kDrew_Productions
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pirho338
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I love how Bill Oreily thinks of himself even as he's torn to bits by Colbert, but not as much as how John Stewart tore into Geraldo Rivera..
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pirho338
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Manatee_man
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Colbert 08'! lol
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Manatee_man
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Argon18
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Manatee_man:
There is still a chance to show your support and let Colbert make all your problems Funsize!
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Argon18
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dankitti
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I am guessing Bill O'Reilly will be next. A better idea would be the entire Current TV staff.
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dankitti
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Enjoy_Cannabis
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dankitti:
they're gonna lauch O'reilly into space? awesome
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Enjoy_Cannabis
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ivxx
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I love Colbert but do we really want that asshole to be are first ambassador to an alien race?
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ivxx
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simonedward
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I think that Stephen Colbert should be the only person in the world that is allowed to kill people, as long as it is done in a way that makes people that he kills laugh and they are deserving.
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simonedward
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Argon18
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That's the genius of Stephen Colbert he's always blazing the trail for untapped markets and finding new ways to sell his Formula 401
He boldy goes where no one has come before
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Argon18
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blackdaylight
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is anyone interested in where i've shot my dna???
[insert chuckle]
- 3 years ago
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blackdaylight
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diode
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i think its funny. that man is hilarious.
- 3 years ago
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diode
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BillDupp
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What if the aliens who find him, clone him over and over and Colbert becomes their new organic exotic livestock? There could be video that expose how cruelly the Colberts were being treated and the strange spreading threat of "mad-Colbert disease." The Colbert Industry could sue those who exposed their horrobible behavior and just continue to over breed, and warp, and torture Steven Colbert until the end of their societies' existence. Hopefully they too will shoot DNA into space and so on and so on so that Colbert can out live any other human by millions of years. I think it should have been Jon Stewart :)
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BillDupp
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maxamust
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I love stephen, but I hope Noam Chomsky's DNA is getting sent up there too.
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maxamust
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heatX
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this is hilarious!
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heatX
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singrrr
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I can't think of a better persons DNA in space lol
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singrrr
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BIOHAZARD
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Keep it up Colbert you have your people rallied !
and now maybe some of those Extra Terrestrial's.
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BIOHAZARD
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MissAmanda
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oh boy...
- 3 years ago
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MissAmanda
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Moopak
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"Pappa Bear O'Reilly"? he's probably jealous.
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Moopak
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skatherine
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i'm now at peace: at least when i die & maybe the world goes to shit, somehow... somewhere... by some creature's hand... stephen colbert will live on. [forever, obiviously, since i'm quite positive he's not mortal.]
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skatherine
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huntre
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Has Bill O'Reilly been told about this?
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huntre
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torybart
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huntre:
Papa Bear would love to hear this, ha ha.
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torybart
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Alex_French
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wont they need to clone a woman as well? i vote hillary clinton. i mean really ?
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Alex_French
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synclaire
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Alex_French:
I don't think we need any politicians dna floating about in space. How about a female comedian like Amy Sedaris instead.
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synclaire
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torybart
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Alex_French:
Nope, only downfall is the clones wouldn't be able to reproduce. But they can just make more clones I guess.
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torybart
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stratuscloud9
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Can you imagine a world of Colberts? Oh well, I guess that's better than some people.
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stratuscloud9
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Scudettostarved
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Thank God!
Stephen Colbert is proof that you can do anything you put your mind to.
Or at least, you can do anything that you put the Colbert Nation's (singular) mind to.
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Scudettostarved
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Frizzlybear
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Well Mr. Colbert you've done it, you have suceeded in gaining your immortality...don't you think John Stewart should join you???? lol
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Frizzlybear
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Pericles_Lewnes
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I do not know what the big deal is about this. I shot some DNA into space just this morning.
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Pericles_Lewnes
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huntre
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Pericles_Lewnes:
Oh my.
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huntre
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diode
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Pericles_Lewnes:
l o loud
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diode
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Argon18
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Pericles_Lewnes:
Let's hope it was Colberts Formula 401 then
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Argon18
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SDLN
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Pericles_Lewnes:
Genius!
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SDLN
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Pericles_Lewnes:
What goes up, must come down.
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Pericles_Lewnes
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Pericles_Lewnes:
J_Jammer: "What goes up, must come down."
Yes that would be stalagtites
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Pericles_Lewnes
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Pericles_Lewnes:
A ceiling must have gotten in the way of the projectile's projection.
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Stevox
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The beginnings of a Colbert army. I'm okay with that.
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Stevox
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Andres92
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Stevox:
WOW... what you just said is pretty nasty but it made me laugh!
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Andres92
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Mobius2012
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Stevox:
What? I don't get it:/
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Mobius2012
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Alkimista
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I dunno how to feel about this... at least they're not sending politician DNA into space
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Alkimista
