Comedy | October 22, 2008 | 28 comments

Palin considers herself intellectual

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Does vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin consider herself intellectual? You betcha!

"And you have to be up on not only current events, but you have to understand the foundation of the issues that you're working on," Palin said in an interview with People magazine. "You can't just go on what is presented you."

Although Palin didn't name a single newspaper or magazine when CBS News anchor Katie Couric asked where she got her information, the Alaska governor told People that she has always been a "voracious reader" and named reading _ anything from biographies to historical works _ as her favorite thing along with her children and sports.

Besides author Lawrence Wright's terrorism history, "The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11," Palin said she's reading a lot of briefing papers.

"I appreciate a lot of information. I think that comes from growing up in a family of school teachers," she said.

Palin said if she and husband Todd had had a sixth child, they had already picked a name for a boy joining siblings Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig.

"I always wanted a son named Zamboni," she said.
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  • McCainiac
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      McCainiac  
    • If she said that Zamboni thing she is hilarious. The reading thing is overrated. Couric was probably seeing if she read the NY Times which I think has been bought by the Obama campaign with Credit Default Swaps on insider information from Fannie and Freddie that the collateralized morgage department was about to collapse. I guess she could read the Economist, WJS, and Investor Daily, but with a bunch of kids and no money, why bother. Who's to say what books bring the most knowledge. She should have offered something though. I would have said Marvel Comics, next question please.

    • 3 years ago
  • borymp
  • QCBUCKI
  • desertcat
  • bluestranger
  • HaloedGriot
  • regularrf
  • desertcat
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      desertcat  
    • after her defeat in November and hopefully thrown out of the governor's office she can go on the road and bring her act to Comedy Clubs thru out the real America.

    • 3 years ago
  • hankityL
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      hankityL  
    • let's face it intellect is not SP's strong suit, she is probably the most inept individual who is in public office (except w) and I cannot for the life of me understand how she became governor of anyplace.

      cnn's larry king mentioned a point when a third grader asked her what, again, was (asked during the biden/palin debates) the duties of the vp. as reported she could not answer the question. My 5 year old grandson knows the answer and the women running for the second highest office in this nation still doesn't have a clue.

      as stated her answers were vauge and, as usual, incorrect.
      clothing is not a concern, brain activity is primary, if I didn't know the answer the first time I was asked, i sure as hell would have researched it and would be able to answer in a competent manner.

    • 3 years ago
  • bluestranger
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      bluestranger  
    • Hey, if you don't have a sense of humour, how intelligent can you be? Zamboni. My daughter came in to check on me. I couldn't stop laughing. I just pointed at the screen and in a couple of minutes we both had tears running down our cheeks.

    • 3 years ago
  • Patio_Patty
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      Patio_Patty  
    • It just gets better and better doesn't it? Zamboni! This sounds like the PERFECT time to pray for divine stearlization. ;-)

      Patio Patty ©

    • 3 years ago
  • bluestranger
  • Patio_Patty
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      Patio_Patty  
    • I thought I lost interest when the Witch Doctor video was released...then there was the whole Katie Couric thing and reading material she couldn't name...and opps...don't forget the $150,000 spending spree paid for by the RNC so she could compete with McSame's wife fashionably...now this. The publications she (apparently) DID mention are sure 'enuff right-wing bul$hit and probably where she gleaned information from which her "political expertise" is derived. I have had so much ENOUGH of her but I digress...
      I do have one Polly Anna thing to say: She sure is giving comedians a $hitload of material!!
      YOU BETCHA!

    • 3 years ago
  • nufsenuf
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      nufsenuf  
    • I must agree with seeker - facts are facts. If you insist on the creationist theory, then you must cede some intellectual territory. Creationism is a religious belief - it has no place in government - it belongs in church - not in the White House. Believe what you will, however do not try to make it the law of the land.

    • 3 years ago
  • nufsenuf
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      nufsenuf  
    • LOL, D! She is indeed, a chameleon, however not so mild-mannered and coy. This one is a predator, through and through - more like a spider. Spinning and waiting - she's just biding her time - let's hope we all won't be inextricably snared in her web This one has her eye on the prize - if I were John McCain, I'd be watching my back! She may not be Mensa material, but since when has that seemed to matter in US politics?

    • 3 years ago
  • dkincheloe
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      dkincheloe  
    • Perhaps our self-evaluations are relative to our point(s) of comparison: In her social world, she may be quite the genius -- perceptive and well-educated.

      I believe she's quite intelligent -- she's adaptable to the point of being chameleon-like, she doesn't seem to have any personal integrity, she's charming, she's -- OMIGOD! She's a krazy kristian sociopath!

    • 3 years ago
  • jahbini
  • Eco_Chic
  • seeker561
  • stollboy88
  • ninepounds6
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      ninepounds6  
    • seeker561:

      Actually seeker, I though it was a brilliant post! You can think someone is stupid for their beliefs, it is as human as any other thought. For instance, if someone thinks that being a racist is right, and can back up his conviction with intelligent thoughts, words, and "facts", he may consider himself an intellectual.

      I will consider him an idiot, no matter how "intelligent" he can make himself sound.

      Creationism cannot be rationalized with science. So no matter how intelligent a creationist sounds when making her point, I will still call her an idiot when she is done. And I have as much right to that sentiment and thought as she does to her idea that man and dinosaurs walked side by side.

    • 3 years ago
  • stollboy88
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      stollboy88  
    • seeker561:

      To: ninepounds6
      Yes you have a right to call her an idiot. If believing in God makes me a Creationist then you my friend don’t have the right to call me an Idiot. Creationism can be rationalized with science. If you have as much intellect as you think you do then follow the link I have provided here to understand how I have come to understand the creation of the earth. http://www.heart4god.ws/id313.htm I struggled with this same thing when I was a child. I don’t know if she said that man walked with dinosaurs or if that is what a creationist thinks. Man did not walk with dinosaurs.

      There are many who teach today that the earth is only about 6,000 years old, and they cite many evidences for a young earth. Yet when the scriptures are correctly understood we find that the earth existed prior to Genesis 1:3 when God began to remake it. Many scientists are also pointing to signs of the earth being very ancient. In truth, both groups are correct. The original earth is quite ancient, yet the re-created earth is relatively young. We should anticipate that there would be evidences of both a young earth, and a very old earth. Sadly, these two groups often find themselves pitted against one another even when the Scriptures reveal a harmony to this evidence.
      Please follow the link. http://www.heart4god.ws/id313.htm If you can’t spend the time to read this and just blow it off as another stupid Creationist then you my friend are the Oxymoron.

    • 3 years ago
  • seeker561
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      seeker561  
    • seeker561:

      "Im not for sure what you mean by your statement. "

      intellect - the capacity for rational thought or inference or discrimination

      For several hundred years we have relied on the "scientific method" to advance our understanding of the natural world. The scientific method requires a testable hypothesis supported by evidence before a conclusion can be reached. This is the very essence of "rational thought".

      Rejecting out of hand an accepted scientific proceedure, supported by evidence, such as carbon dating because it does not support your prefered world view is anti-intellectual and an outright rejection of rational thought.

    • 3 years ago
  • stollboy88
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      stollboy88  
    • seeker561:

      I’ve checked 3 different sources Webster, wikipedia, Dictionary.com and none had the same definition as you.
      Dictionary.com

      Intellect
      –Noun
      1.The power or faculty of the mind by which one knows or understands, as distinguished from that by which one feels and that by which one wills; the understanding; the faculty of thinking and acquiring knowledge.
      2.Capacity for thinking and acquiring knowledge, esp. of a high or complex order; mental capacity.
      3.A particular mind or intelligence, esp. of a high order.
      4.A person possessing a great capacity for thought and knowledge.
      5.Minds collectively, as of a number of persons or the persons themselves.

      What I meant was if I Believe in God does that mean I’m not an intellect. According to the definition of intellect above my belief in God doesn’t have anything to do with being an intellectual?

      Your definition of intellect:

      The capacity for rational thought or inference or discrimination

      Rationalism, having reason or understanding

      Inference is the act or process of deriving a conclusion based solely on what one already knows.

      Discrimination toward or against a person or group is the prejudicial treatment of them based on certain characteristics. It can be positive behavior directed towards a certain group, or negative behavior directed against a certain group. The latter is the most common meaning, i.e. negative discrimination. Discrimination on grounds such as race or religion is generally illegal in most Western societies, while discriminating between people on the grounds of merit is usually lawful.

      Webster did have Rationalism in part of it's definition: the capacity for rational thought plus the same as definition 1 above The power or faculty ……..

      The other two weren’t found.

      If you read the post above you would have seen where I agree to where dinosaurs were on earth. If you followed the link it would help you understand the reason I believe that. I’m not arguing about science.

      If you need futher explanation of my statement please ask?

    • 3 years ago
  • ninepounds6
  • nufsenuf
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      nufsenuf  
    • Perhaps she might want to add the Constitution to her reading list - seems she's a little foggy on that powers of the Vice President thing - OMG, I'm just sittin' here, shaking my head!

    • 3 years ago
  • jc911truth
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      jc911truth  
    • Yeah really! It's no wonder the RNC has kept her holed-up somewhere only to come out and answer questions once in awhile. She is a total embarrassment to the GOP. At least she looks good making a fool outta McSame.

    • 3 years ago
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