Man fined for penis in pasta jar

was it a 16oz pasta jar?

And people wonder why I hated my last job. I dispatched and refurbished products for Satellite Shopping Channels (before they all went bust), and had to go through used items such as Pasta Express, which I now understand comes in handy for male ejaculation.

He was probably high as a kite on some kind of psychedelics.

a heard those jars where filthy and had std's. hope he used protection.

damn he sounded determined.. unless he batons and spray turned him on. people are weird.

Jars are such sluts.

lol thats the funniest thing i have seen all day :D

obviously he skipped chapter 2 in sex ed., keeping your cockadoodledoo away from the rigatoni.

OMG! Never go to pasta dinner at his house!

I think this just goes to shed light on the intricate and bizarre nature of the human race. We are so dynamic sometimes it borders on lunacy.

Some people just dont have any self control. He must be into S&M if he kept at it while getting beat with police batons and getting a good dose of pepper spray. Not to mention getting man handeled by the police as he was dragged out of the car. Maybe he should have just stayed home that day.

Oh, I hate to be judgmental but that's just sick and wrong. I sure hope he's never in front of me on the freeway!

Why did he do that?

Why in his car? why a pasta jar? and why continue as he was gettting dragged out be th epolice?

Some people are going to use whaterver they can, but using it while driving is certainly dangerous... There should be a law for this, like there is for the phones :P You're not allowed to masturbate and drive at the same time LOL

He didn't stop even "after police used batons and capsicum spray to get him out of the car"?? ha! he really liked that pasta jar. don't want to know what he gets up to in the privacy of his own home.

"Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
That's when the pursuit began, the court was told."

Is that a small necked jar or a large c#cked man?

That guy has got balls. Especially since he can get pleasure out of a jar.

5% tint woulda done the trick. Giggaty....

was he masturbating during the car chase?

oh yeah those lights are so sexy

if i ever get to this point you have my permission to terminate my life.

watch for the SNL parody sketch with Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, a sequel to their Di** in a box called..

"oooooh i got a DI** IN A JAR....I GOT A DI** IN A JAR!!"

Now thats a spicy meatball....nothing like pepper spray on the nether regions. And talk about keeping a dick in a mason jar.

....how would that even feel good?

Hhahahahahahaaaaaa

Guess he missed the 'Just Say No' lesson... lol

one word, 2 syllables

wowzers!!!