What not to buy your special lady friend - a dildo
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True story. This guy I had been dating for only one month bought me a vibrator for my birthday, and I was so horrified I put it back in the gift bag, glared at him for a while, then left and quit speaking to him. The weird part: He had no idea why I was offended.
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jengerxsnap
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I think everyone has their own opinions on this and it's ok and all,but I personally would have been mad if a guy I had been dating for a month gave me a vibrator. Then didn't even understand at all why i would have been offended. Maybe she should have told him why,but you don't really know what you would do unless you were put into that situation..whos to say you wouldn't have reacted the same? So calling her a bitch isn't fair :/
- 3 years ago
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jengerxsnap
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condomelite1
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Let me tell you about sex toys! They are great! Especially if you play with them together! The entire idea is to have fun and enjoy it. He probably was sending her a message - Loosen up, relax, play with me. Anyway, he better of without stiff lips.
- 3 years ago
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condomelite1
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Tayllerand
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I had a girlfriend who I told her lets bring some toys into our relation and she was okay with it .
We had the greatest sex in life , thats why I always said " A woman has to be a whore in the bed out of it she has to be a lady ".
What about cucumbers ?, you guys should try some fruits and vegetables on your girlfriends, they love it.
Here is a small list:
Bananas
Cucumbers
Corn.
PS( you need to cover it with a condom or she will get an infection). - 3 years ago
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Tayllerand
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purplefox
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such a bitch. i mean, even if they guy *were* replacing himself, it'd only be out of a sense of generosity to the girl. being repulsed by a gift like this in a healthy, sexual relationship just seems childish.
- 3 years ago
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purplefox
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RCS
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Darn! Vladrath already stole my gift that keeps on giving line before I could use it first.
- 3 years ago
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RCS
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stuburns
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wow That is some bold craziness. was he asking for it, or was he sofaking worried about his size he had to compensate? WTF?
- 3 years ago
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stuburns
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CalgarC
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lol shes crazy... but the story is funny :D
- 3 years ago
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CalgarC
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vladrath
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I am surprised that writer became so opposed to receving a sex toy. After all, isn't that a gift that keeps on giving even after the holidays are over.
- 3 years ago
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vladrath
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Mishu13
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well thats a shame u had a terrible experience, but ive been with my babycakes for a while now and its pretty comfortable to speak of wacking off and such toys in relevance
i think it depends on the 2 lovebirds involved in the equation not so much the situation itself - 3 years ago
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Mishu13
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Social_Fuzz
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Foul on her. Not even telling him why she blew the guy off. What a bitch.
Maybe she asked for the delux rampant rabbit and not the one shaped like a horse cock?
- 3 years ago
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Social_Fuzz
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nayajhen
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This is why I'm against all gift-giving.
- 3 years ago
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nayajhen
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ILiveonaClock
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What a bitch.
- 3 years ago
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ILiveonaClock
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fcervera
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Damn... maybe a sybian for Xmas wont be a good idea after all!
- 3 years ago
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fcervera
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justright
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fcervera:
Go for it live on the edge a little.
- 3 years ago
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justright
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justright
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What I don't understand is why anyone thinks sex toys or masturbation are bad, they're pleasurable, lower anxiety, help keep you from rushing into possible bad relationships, and slow overpopulation.
- 3 years ago
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justright
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DeliaTheArtist
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What an ungrateful bitch. She'd prefer a journal to a vibrator? Being an artist, I get sketchbooks, journals, art supplies and all that jazz from EVERYONE around the holidays. I don't want any more of that shit.
Granted, she later says it's not appropriate for someone you "barely know" - but if you are in a relationship there is NOTHING WRONG with getting your girlfriend a sex toy. My advice would be to hint at it and see what her reaction is- if she is horrified, forget it, but plenty of women would APPRECIATE it!
Maybe instead of dumping the guy, this woman should have put her lovely gift to good use- methinks she'd be a lot less uptight.
- 3 years ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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justright
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DeliaTheArtist:
I kinda thought that she might appreciate it more after she dumped him.
- 3 years ago
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justright
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DeliaTheArtist
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DeliaTheArtist:
LOL, no doubt!
- 3 years ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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justright
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I guess the lesson here is don't rush to replace yourself too soon.
- 3 years ago
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