Butt Bandit Finally Captured!
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- NeverTheSameColor
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Since spring 2007, imprints of an individual's naked behind - created with lotion or petroleum jelly - have been appearing on windows of businesses in Valentine, Cherry County.
A 35-year-old man was finally caught in the act at 3:30am on Wednesday and arrested by police, though he has not yet been charged.
"This isn't normal behaviour for Valentine, Neb.," Cherry County's Attorney Eric Scott told The AP. "It's an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here."
Despite earlier fears that copycat criminals had been making the situation worse, Scott confirmed that police now believe the wave of vandalism was "the act of a lone deviant".
A local hotel was one location believed to have been hit worst by the Bandit. Nearly all of its windows were targeted during one nocturnal visit.
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CalgarC
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lol so funny :D
- 3 years ago
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CalgarC
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JuliusBC
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With these kind of people in Nebraska, they are just asskin for trouble.
- 3 years ago
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JuliusBC
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judiestar
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The people of Valentine, Nebraska, have too much time on their hands. Or their asses. Or both. They need to get some real crime.
- 3 years ago
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judiestar
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JuliusBC
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The only reason Buttman was caught is he and his infamous side kick Boobin have had a falling out. Due to their troubled friendship, Buttman bottomed out and Boobin found employment at Hooters.
Is this the end of the Pooper Heroes? Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode: "Buttman and Bubba in: Jail House Rock"!
- 3 years ago
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JuliusBC
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kewal91
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JuliusBC:
this could be prime time television..
- 3 years ago
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kewal91
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onepeacefullight
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what's even scary is what IS normal in a small town in nebraska..
the peeps holes in the butthead pic are really really disturbing :)
--'excuse me sir we're going to have to take you downtown for ass prints and a line up'--
- 3 years ago
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onepeacefullight
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cabinettags
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I can't help it. This is hilarious.
"The infamous Butt Bandit has been captured after making an ass out of himself for more than a year."
LOL
- 3 years ago
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cabinettags
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Neghie
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Too many full moons brings out the worst in people.
- 3 years ago
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Neghie
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Hurtsville
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At least his ass was'nt doing it during daylight hours. Kinda like Batman. Butt not .
Lol.
- 3 years ago
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Hurtsville
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adrilla
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Glad they figured out who was...BEHIND ALL THIS!!!
- 3 years ago
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adrilla
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unimatrix0
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This man went to jail for his art, and I applaud him.
- 3 years ago
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unimatrix0
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neocongo
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Actually he was captured about a month ago, and just recently sentenced to 13.5 months.
http://news.scotsman.com/world/Greasy-Butt-Bandit-jailed-for.4773725.jp
- 3 years ago
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neocongo
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AswegoAsdego
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This pisses me off, it is typical of the ignorant media and idiotic police forces of a town to call this vandalism, no property was destroyed or harmed, sure its gross their is an ass mark on your window, but its not like a garden hose wont clean it off.
And I see no reason for this guy to be arrested, sure he is a wacko but what did he do that was so damn important that these police actually put an effort into it?
- 3 years ago
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AswegoAsdego
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stuburns
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the freaks aren't in the big cities...they're in small towns ( I should know)!
- 3 years ago
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stuburns
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NYCLMT
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He made an Ass of himself !!
Sorry... okay.. I just had to...
I used to perform "the pressed Ham" gag myself... in hindsight (LOL) I should have used Peritoneum Jelly ass well !;^)
- 3 years ago
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NYCLMT
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bamboobanga007
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At least it was just an imprint and not a demonstration of the power of laxatives
- 3 years ago
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bamboobanga007
