Gorilla farts so bad zoo forced to apologize
source: http://www.inquisitr.com/12744/gorillas-fart-stench-causes-zoo-to-apologize/
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knightlynight200
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that is so fuuny, maybe next time they should have some air freshener going at the same time
- 3 years ago
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knightlynight200
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DistantPlanet
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So... next tame I can blame it on Gorillas?
- 3 years ago
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DistantPlanet
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MavericktheMaverick
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someone needs to lay of the chili!!!!
- 3 years ago
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MavericktheMaverick
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nazbags
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And animals don't normally smell like a flower shop either, so my mind can barely comprehend how smelly this must have been. Awesome.
- 3 years ago
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nazbags
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belugaboy
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I bet you that it was louder and stinkier than my farts.... Also maybe even longer... put a lighter under that
- 3 years ago
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belugaboy
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ClareW
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"horror amongst the men and women with reports of nausea and small children crying"
Sounds like the men got the worst of the ordeal; tears and nausea are expected when you go to the zoo, but horror?
- 3 years ago
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ClareW
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JuliusBC
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Oh God save me! Here I go again! I can't help myself!
This explains a lot. I never could quite figure this picture out but now I know it was only brussel sprouts. Whewww, what a relief
I am so sorry but the devil made me do it.
- 3 years ago
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JuliusBC
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unimatrix0
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JuliusBC:
bravo
- 3 years ago
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unimatrix0
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AnnieMole
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JuliusBC:
That's brilliant
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AnnieMole
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BLAMM_O
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JuliusBC:
YOU!! you've gotta gift, you!!
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BLAMM_O
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SumthinFoolish
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JuliusBC:
cheers
- 3 years ago
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SumthinFoolish
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JuliusBC
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So far 135 people have viewed this post and approximately 125 have passed on giving a response. These 125 are stereotypically known for the silent but deadly type. Some times they have been called drive bys. The other 15 are known for being noisy and at a minimum, regardless of being deadly or not they cause undue stress and anticipation. lol
- 3 years ago
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JuliusBC
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anglcazn
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lol. farts so bad that causes cildren to cry? that's some bad farts then!
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anglcazn
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maisry
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Actually, it was my brother. "Wuz not!" "Wuz, too, you did it." "Did not...DAaaad!"
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maisry
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pjacobs51
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Nooo! more methane in the atmosphere, damn the brussell sprouts
- 3 years ago
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pjacobs51
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Alex2112
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Farts are Gods form of physical humor. :)
- 3 years ago
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Alex2112
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unimatrix0
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I know this is juvenile, but farts make me laugh.
- 3 years ago
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unimatrix0
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metalcookiesxy70
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unimatrix0:
Don't we all?
- 3 years ago
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metalcookiesxy70
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Alex2112
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unimatrix0:
Yes and if you don't you are not human
- 3 years ago
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Alex2112
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JuliusBC
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unimatrix0:
A study was done and the average human passes wind at least 15 times a day (on the average.)
- 3 years ago
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JuliusBC
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JuliusBC
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unimatrix0:
UniO, Is that part of a Borg Collective thing?
- 3 years ago
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JuliusBC
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jahbini
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a Christmas "Treat" of Brussels Sprouts? impossible.
My version of this is that the gorillas were on Santa's Naughty list and were forced to eat Brussels Sprouts as punishment.
The gorillas got even with the zoo, santa, and everyone else with their gas. That'll teach santa to go around and mess with them.
- 3 years ago
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jahbini
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Alex2112
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You have got to be shiting me. (no pun intended)
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Alex2112
