Comedy | December 31, 2008 | 0 comments

Walter Mercado celebrity predictions

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Fat Joe (Leo b. Aug. 19): “After a year of picking on weaker people (Daddy Yankee) than you, it’s time to calm down and take the chicken wing out your mouth. Yes, Jose this is the year when you finally lose your baby fat and the public stops seeing your crack. In order to receive the new skinny Joe take a bath full of Crystal Light and diet pills. Light a candle to the goddess of weight loss Oprah…God knows she needs the help too.”

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