Comedy | January 17, 2009 | 1 comment

Kaka move is not about the money

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Trillionaire owner Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan has pledged that buying Kaka is just the start of a process to make the City squad more valuable then South America.

A spokesman of Al Nahyn said: “It is our aim to sign Lionel Messi and Ronaldo for £200 million a piece and put them on wages of £1million before the transfer window closes. It will then be up to our manager Mark Hughes to create a winning team. His job is safe for the moment but he knows for every game lost, a finger will be removed and relegation will lead to him being stoned to death outside the ground.”
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1 comment // Kaka move is not about the money

  • lauryn206
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      lauryn206  
    • This just makes me sick. I am a brokenhearted Milan fan. whatever happens at the end of this I HATE what both Manchester AND Milan aredoing to Kaka. He said clearly he wants to one day captain Milan.....And then this uber rich dude waves millions infront of that rat Berlusconi....what are Milan to do? I feel sorry for Kaka...its as if he is a slave to his brilliance

    • 3 years ago
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