FDA approves depressant drug for the annoyingly cheerful
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- cheezynuts
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Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.
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TheRemedy_181
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"Do you know what it's like to be around these people? It's pretty fucking annoying." Hahahaha, the way he said it was perfect.
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TheRemedy_181
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jimmypockets
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im calling the pharmacy right now.
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jimmypockets
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robynviola
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Too bad this isn't real, because I seriously know a couple of people who need to be on that!
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robynviola
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sunshine1649
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You almost had me until the dude swore... lol
Technically people who suffer from bi-polar are pretty f***ing annoying when they are in their "high" moods.
Ok, at least one person I know of is that way...
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sunshine1649
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cerealforeal
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At the end... that would sound like something Obama would do lol...
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cerealforeal
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fun_size
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lol good stuff. i kinda wish this was real though...
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fun_size
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huntre
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Getting Bobbie Battista was a major score.
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huntre
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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Gotta love the Onion!
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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Soap
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hah awesome stuff.. though you should put The Onion in the thread title- kind of misleading.
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Soap
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CalgarC
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lol onn
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CalgarC
