1 Honor your frog above all things.
2 You shall not have other frogs.
3 You shall not make yourself a frog.
4 You shall feed your frog with the blood of infidels.
5 You shall crucify a frog from time to time as a reminder.
6 You shall give your flies to the One an Only holy damp.
7 You shall ignore and despise other damps.
8 You shall live in fear and ignorance, because you are not better than the others.
9 You shall lend your offspring to your frog-priest.
10 You shall use your love for your frog as an instrument of discrimination.
I have converted to the Church of Fresus. Fresus has died upon the very small cross for my sins, and the sins of the world. You can't prove me wrong, so my religious logic says it must be right. Don't question my belief in Fresus, I have faith that does not need to answer to science or rationality.