Best CV ever? "Noah Stokes - Front End Developer and Other Crap"
source: http://noahstokes.com/
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When writing your CV it's imperative to ensure that you stand out from the crowd, *especially* if you're a front end developer who specialises in HTML, Ajax and JQuery.
Well Noah Stokes has done just that, writing up what is both the best, and probably worst, CV I've ever seen.
How could you not give him the job when he drops gems like:
"That's right, I'll Ajax the crap out of your site. Nothing, and I mean nothing will be static. I'll pull your data asynchronously from every orifice of your server. "
"Does your new social site need my help?! Are you ready to take down Facebook?! That crap sucks, and your stuff RULES. Well, it will once you hire me to work on it!!!!!!"
Someone should hire this guy, like yesterday!
Well Noah Stokes has done just that, writing up what is both the best, and probably worst, CV I've ever seen.
How could you not give him the job when he drops gems like:
"That's right, I'll Ajax the crap out of your site. Nothing, and I mean nothing will be static. I'll pull your data asynchronously from every orifice of your server. "
"Does your new social site need my help?! Are you ready to take down Facebook?! That crap sucks, and your stuff RULES. Well, it will once you hire me to work on it!!!!!!"
Someone should hire this guy, like yesterday!
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digitrash
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I've alerted our hiring manager ;)
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digitrash
