Comedy | April 14, 2009 | 40 comments

Pubic Hair Wig With LED Light

source: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-flash-your-vagina-led-light-up-merkin/

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Have a hard time directing traffic through your tunnel of love? Well, there’s a new light-up merkin (that’s a wig for your lady bits) on the market. Seemingly made from troll hair, the furball for your feminine side has also got LED lights with two “lure” modes so you can literally flash the object of your affection.

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  VanFullOfCandy
- I've always wanted to fuck a glowing muppet.
- 1 year ago
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  remanns
- VanFullOfCandy:
  HAH !!! +^d
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  ghostofamerica
- p.s. the picture is totally of a dude, he is tucking.
- 1 year ago
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  ghostofamerica
- um, how does this thing affix itself? bobby pins? glue? does it come off before intercourse, or it this meant to be ridden like a plastic pony on a carousel?
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  remanns
- ghostofamerica:
  I think it part of some sort of religious right - probably held on by the prayers of the faithful.
  +^d
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  cindydupree
- can we say what whores!!! this is just to crazy and to much dope
- 3 years ago
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  sickinjersey
- i will be back. i am laughing to hard to respond.
- 3 years ago
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  dognose
- Wouldn't the one for a scrotum be more of a scrotum snood?
- 3 years ago
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  remanns
- dognose:
  hmmm......
- 1 year ago
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  KSirys
- remanns:
  lol... because of your comment, this story is relevant again... i don't recall this story... but funny though!
- 1 year ago
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  Subtrafusel
- These things are f***ing sick. Even sounds nasty. Say it a few times in your head, "pubic wig". Ugh. Something about them just screams depravity. I sure hope the sick bastards regularly launder the hideous things.
  
  Going to vomit now.
- 3 years ago
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  Raveway
- Subtrafusel:
  Aww, did a vagina attack you and your dollies when you were little?
- 3 years ago
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  Subtrafusel
- Subtrafusel:
  ...
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  realitychick
- Well, that tops glow-in-the-dark condoms!
- 3 years ago
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  remanns
- onemalefla:
  heh heh heh +^d
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  gh8643
- makes no sense I dont get that
- 3 years ago
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  lordsbassman
- The merkin was originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or disguise the marks of syphilis.
  
  Also, many women used them so they didn't have to hide the fact that they had shaved their genitalia.
  
  There are many different ways of wearing a merkin, although most involve placing the merkin on the vulva or the scrotum.
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  estee_arie
- does it talk to ahahahhahaahah!!
- 3 years ago
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  stewgame
- Muff sed.
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  larock
- nice and easy.
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  lordsbassman
- larock:
  haha
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  Mikeysfake1
- Oh my god. Are merkins something girls have been using behind us guys backs or what?
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  MycoJ
- A "Merkin?"
  I have never seen one of these.
  Thank you wendy for expanding my vocab.
- 3 years ago
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  wirehedd
- landing strip lighting?
- 3 years ago
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  kyackr
- i'm thinking little labia clamps hold that fuzzy flashing thing in place
- 3 years ago
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  CiGuArAyA
- its attached with some man juice...lol
- 3 years ago
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  kyackr
- i have a curiousity as to how it's attached?
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  CiGuArAyA
- this is what ive been waiting for all my life, directing traffic with my penis...
- 3 years ago
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  StrangE2U
- THE MERKIN IS LURKIN! BEWARE!!!!!!!!
- 3 years ago
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  GDannsk
- Talk about dressing up for the night
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  benson5
- I'm not entirely sure I understand this, I doubt many guys come away from an encounter with a lady and thinks 'yeh it was good, but if she had pink troll hair and flashing LED's I'd definitely call her back".
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  lordsbassman
- benson5:
  Maybe the Anime freaks...
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  catchiecoo
- Ahhh! No likes! No likes!
- 3 years ago
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  abbym0308
- Perhaps the Muffia could explain what this is for.
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  lordsbassman
- abbym0308:
  Attention?
- 3 years ago
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  matlaroche
- merkin ahoy!
- 3 years ago
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  bubbeemonkey
- Mood lighting?
- 3 years ago
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  zaza
- why is this even an invention? what purpose does it serve? i don't get it.
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  lordsbassman
- zaza:
  originally or nowadays?
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