OMG! That text from last night...
source: http://www.bust.com/blog/2009/04/29/feeling-texty.html#more-2231
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- abbym0308
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"im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever"
"OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign"
"Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle."
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kirstie
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Oh my, this site is amazing:
"and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted"
- 3 years ago
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kirstie
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klynn13
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i love this one. "Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster."
- 3 years ago
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klynn13
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shadyattackk
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Aha yeah man this is just haaaarshhh
- 3 years ago
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shadyattackk
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HsIV
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thats a shitty thing to do to a buddy
- 3 years ago
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HsIV
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keeesha
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WTF!
- 3 years ago
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keeesha
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benson5
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There is some pretty good shizzle on this site. I've put a large proportion of my day aside tomorrow so that I may laugh some more at these.
- 3 years ago
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benson5
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larock
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side note 2: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
made my day! - 3 years ago
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larock
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larock
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side note: LOVE bust.com
- 3 years ago
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larock
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tallmansam
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haha good times. i will be putting some texts to that!
nothing like this though:
''You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone''.
- 3 years ago
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tallmansam
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burukku16
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NO WAIT - this one is def my fave - hahaha.
"Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money."
- 3 years ago
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burukku16
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burukku16
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This has to be my fave -
"Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life."
- 3 years ago
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burukku16
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princesslammy1977
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Well, I don't have that problem... no one really cares to text me. waahh and even if they did- I would never expose them for all the world to see.... YEAH... NO! lol :D
- 3 years ago
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princesslammy1977
