Man charged in penis 'puppet' incident
source: http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/archives/169132.asp
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The police report of the incident said Timothy Wayne Martin, 44, of Auburn, Wash., was arrested after residents of the Arcadia Apartment Complex in Federal Way called police at about 10:30 a.m. May 13 and reported a man standing over an air conditioner intake wearing only an unbuttoned flannel shirt and "was apparently manipulating" his penis with a string "like a puppet," Seattlepi.com reported Thursday.
Police said Martin was arrested at the scene and still had the string attached to his penis. He was charged under the state's felony indecent exposure statute due to having two prior convictions for similar crimes.
Martin was also in possession of a small quantity of methamphetamine at the time of his arrest. Police said he also had a pornographic magazine.
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NuclearLullaby
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The fact that he had meth with him bugs me more then anything else about this story!
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NuclearLullaby
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NuclearLullaby
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Well... That does take playing with your penis to a new level!!!
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NuclearLullaby
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Mikeysfake1
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That's cool. I'm glad someone had to call the cops. If it were my apartments and there was kids around.(There always is.) I might just go over there and take that fucking string from him. Hang him by it.
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Mikeysfake1
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UWAZell
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It really is quite comical simply because it is so off the radar of normal behaviour.
- 2 years ago
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UWAZell
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Wessagusset_Oracle
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GeNiUs!
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Wessagusset_Oracle
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numinant
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Our collective outrage imbues this man's penis with incredible power.
- 2 years ago
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numinant
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nightmonkey
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This guy is an idiot.
- 2 years ago
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nightmonkey
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eden49
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One way to get it up...LOL...
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eden49
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pjacobs51
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That's hilarious!
And it would take quite an imagination to think that one up. Future street artist beware of the penis puppet.
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pjacobs51
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retro_Syl
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he just likes to party.
- 2 years ago
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retro_Syl
