Comedy | July 07, 2009 | 8 comments

The Sarah Haskins Song

asherp
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Lyrics:

Sarah Haskins
is my celebrity imaginary girlfriend

I know she's not /that/ famous yet,
but I like to get in on the ground floor of celebrity imaginary girlfriends

I'm sure when she hears this song
she'll be horrified.
Really creeped out.

[bass solo]

Sarah Haskins says the sorts of things
That I think when I'm watching ads on TV

She points out how ridiculously stupid the messaging is
By using sarcastic hyperbole

Bass solo!
[bass solo]

Sarah Haskins compared to Brett Erlich is really tall,
but I bet it's really just that Brett is just really small because
to me I bet she'd seem like average height 'cause I'm also
really tall.

(That's all)
  1. groups:
    Music,   Comedy,   Celebrity,   Awesome,   4 more
  2. tags:
    Music Celebrity Sarah Haskins girlfriend 3 more
  3. credits:
    asherp bass, vocals, guitar
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