Comedy | July 17, 2009 | 12 comments

5 Pathetic Groups That People Think Rule the World

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For all our friendly NWO kooks. I couldn't resist.

Oh, look, they made another Dan Brown movie at some point. Angels & Demons deals with the deep dark secret organization, The Illuminati, and their attempts to control the world, which means you're probably going to be hearing a lot about that in the next few months on certain, paranoid websites.

Yes, wide-ranging conspiracy theories aren't limited to pulp novels reenacted by a terrible Tom Hanks haircut. YouTube and Digg comments and countless blogs are full of people ranting about the secret elite who are out to enslave all of us.

They have a lot of reasons for believing the following groups are the guilty parties behind everything wrong with the world, and most of those reasons are very, very retarded.
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12 comments // 5 Pathetic Groups That People Think Rule the World

  • Ihatethemall
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      Ihatethemall  
    • There were at one point in time people who used to say the world was flat. When others came along and said it was round they were laughed at and ridiculed.
      It didn't change the fact that they were right.
      Your silly little posts aimed at making a joke out of this only goes to show your complete lack of knowledge and your unwillingness to accpet the truth either out of fear or stupidity.
      Neither changes the fact that we're right too.

    • 2 years ago
  • sushikillakid
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      fun_size  
    • Why are people so afraid of a world governing body? Having a one-world government is bound to happen one day. We NEED a one-world government to help allocate resources better and eliminate border tensions. Is there a potential for abuse? Of course there is. However, thats no reason to believe there is a conspiracy to secretly take over the world. Belief in the NWO or Illuminati are just as crazy as thinking Jews are behind the global economic recession -_-

    • 2 years ago
  • maasanova
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      maasanova  
    • I guess the original poster didn't bother to read the comments section either or else he would have read that many of the readers don't agree with the writer or the way he potrayed the groups, or the way he portrayed people who know that these groups are up to no good.

      And he mixed in lizard people just to make the notion of secret societies ridiculous - a common disinformation tactic.

    • 2 years ago
  • derk
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      derk  
    • the irony in all this conspiracy mumbo jumbo is that people are too selfish and greedy to collectively do anything, let alone take over the world. The only group that will ever accomplish said task is a mob. And that is unlikely, too, because people are to much of cowards to risk loosing all their "things" for a cause. so we are stuck having to listen to all this garbage until it really does fall apart.

    • 2 years ago
  • Ihatethemall
  • maasanova
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      maasanova  
    • I guess the original poster didn't even bother to read what he posted.

      I got to the UN part and the writer ADMITS that the UN is trying to establish a governing world body.

      Then I got to the CFR part of the article and the writer ADMITS that they are a powerful, influential think tank.

      So in effect, the writer is actually admitting that there are powerful groups that are jockeying for control over the world, but then laughs it off as ridiculous notion.

      It's just an exercise in doublethink. Orwell wrote about doublethink in 1984:

      ""To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which canceled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it."

    • 2 years ago
  • Sess
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      Sess  
    • u r absolutely right. Big corporations...like wal mart ( go ahead n laugh, just research this ) have a globle impire and r the true rulers.

    • 2 years ago
  • EtVoila
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      EtVoila  
    • Sess:

      Quite true. I noticed while visiting Germany that Walmart has also monopolized Germany. But, they call their stores "Real,-" because the name "Walmart" has such a negative stigma with Europeans. And, rightfully so.

      Mega-corporations like McDonalds are monopolizing even the healthiest and long-lived countries in the world. Japan for example.

      Who cares about the Illuminati and the Knights Templar? Watch out for acculturation.

    • 2 years ago
  • neocongo
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  • royulery
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      royulery  
    • iv'e followed stories about secret societies for decades, the knights templar are the most sought after. my conclusion after years of research; if even the name is known its not secret.

    • 2 years ago
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