RANT! #2: Crocs
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- joshuaheller
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Check out the explainer:
http://current.com/items/90352442_introducing-rant.htm
Have your videos in by Sunday night.
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sydtaylor
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Crocs are fine. I just like Flip Flops.
- 2 years ago
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sydtaylor
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StaciMagnolia
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sydtaylor:
I am with you on this 100%.
- 2 years ago
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StaciMagnolia
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vanacakes
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Because i used to work in shoes, and i know the ugly truth about crocs.
- 2 years ago
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vanacakes
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remanns
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If hippies lived in gumbies world, they would wear crocs, and their feet would STILL smell like weed.They were tooooo ugly to live.Only usable as dog chews. Evan their mothers couldn't love. The bright colors were a "DANGER-DANGER-TASTE ALERT". I wouldn't trust the rational judgement of a crock person.THE CROC IS DEAD, LONG STAY DEAD THE CROC! They make the "sensible shoes" of dikes look petite, svelte,and elegant.If the Romans had marched to war in these,there would have been no empire. (AND THIS DOES NOT EVIN BEGIN TO COVER IT)!They should have named them "bunions". A little bit like using a glowing distended sphincter as a foot condom.Needed to get the boot a long time ago!
- 2 years ago
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remanns
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druberkley
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crocs suck cuz i said so fool!
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druberkley
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Latinhouseparty
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I only wear sexy shoes.
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Latinhouseparty
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TimBuktu
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Latinhouseparty:
Put a shirt on.
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TimBuktu
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Latinhouseparty
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Latinhouseparty:
I'm going to flag your comment as stupid.
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Latinhouseparty
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joshuaheller
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Latinhouseparty:
I'm sorry guys, you can't flag a comment as stupid, if you aren't wearing a shirt. Sorry for the rules, bros.
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joshuaheller
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TimBuktu
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Latinhouseparty:
Also, I don't think it's safe to be self absorbed and drive at the same time dude...
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TimBuktu
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kaps145
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Crocs!
- 2 years ago
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kaps145
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Bunifah
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I admit my knowledge of crocs is limited...
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Bunifah
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pinkydomerlude
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If it weren't for these inspiring pieces of rubber/plastic/whatever... I would've NEVER sat down and created THIS! Oh, wait... maybe that would have been better. Well... at least they're nonbiodegradable!
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pinkydomerlude
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manda0623
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i wear crocs everyday. they are by far the best shoes. and i love how people get angry or mad and make comments like jasminemcgregor's. I find it amazing that he/she gives a ##$T what the hell shoes people wear and so much so that he/she posts about it. I bet no one is giving he/she crap about his/her fashion choices. and if they are, jasminemcgregor probably deserves it.
my only croc complaint is that they make the funniest/loudest noise when they are wet and you walk on carpet or an office building floor. EMBARRASSING!!
(the high heels are a bit silly...)
- 2 years ago
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manda0623
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JasmineMcGregor
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manda0623:
I like yer comments about me. :D
it was sarcasm, but sadly cannot communicate that through text....
and I know we've all been critical of other people's choices...but I seriously don't care what people say about me because I already know it.....
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JasmineMcGregor
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JImmyjumpnjive
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manda0623:
Wear whatever shoes you like/want/have. It's all good. I wear Birkenstocks with socks. That probably doesn't make me a more credible person, but it's the truth.
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JImmyjumpnjive
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JasmineMcGregor
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I don't care if they are comfortable...you'll always look like an idiot to me....
- 2 years ago
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JasmineMcGregor
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jfill
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JasmineMcGregor:
word. down with crocs and socks with sandles.
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jfill
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abbym0308
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Don't worry. They're going to be a thing of the past soon. Unfortunately it wasn't before they made croc high heels and tried to tell us they looked hot.
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abbym0308
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JImmyjumpnjive
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I'm just sitting here waiting for the geniuses to create more cool crap that I can buy.
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JImmyjumpnjive
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TimBuktu
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Here's my rant about Crocs.
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TimBuktu
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urlesque
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TimBuktu:
love this guy. really.
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urlesque
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TimBuktu
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TimBuktu:
Thanks.... I subscribe to your twitter... spread the word, raspberry turd.
- 2 years ago
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TimBuktu
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StaciMagnolia
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TimBuktu:
Hysterical. I'm a new fan.
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StaciMagnolia
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TimBuktu
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TimBuktu:
You guys are super nice. If you like my stuff, I've got a buttload of it on my blog.
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TimBuktu
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klynn13
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TimBuktu:
Funniest rant on here by far!!
- 2 years ago
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klynn13
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hell0everything
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TimBuktu:
I'm crying - freaking hilarious.
- 2 years ago
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hell0everything
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pinkstarr
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Okay, so this won't be particularly funny but I confess, I wear crocs, or should say, did until recently because I'm a boater and crocs are great boat shoes. They keep you from slipping for a good part of the wear, that is until the very specific moment when the trend hits a wear threshold, then, without warning, they instantly become slippery as hell! You won't know this threshold has been reached until a close call, hopefully..
But I may be just bitter because my last order got lost in the mail and they, to this day, have neither credited me nor have I received my crocs o' death. So I'm still out $70 bucks.
I also tend to think they aren't always necessarily hideous, depending..
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pinkstarr
