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Tortoise VS. Hare: The Rematch

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Brock Thompson reporter for Forrest Sports Network is sent to cover the rematch between the Tortoise and the Hare. The first race was won by a slow and steady tortoise. In the two weeks following the Hare has spent the entirety in the gym bulking up, while the tortoise has sold out; Showing up with a Check hat for a major shoe company. As the race gets under way the announcer reveals that Drug Testing will be conducted at this event. The Hare is Disqualified, and the Tortoise wins again. The moral of this fable is Sell out While You Still Can
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