Comedy | August 07, 2009 | 2 comments

Confessions Of A Whole Foods "Junk Food Junkie"

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While the rest of the world scrapes together their precious pennies in order to triumphantly step over the threshold of their local Whole Foods, I choose a perfectly legal and yet infinitely greener method of indulging in the creme de la creme of their inventory. On an empty stomach, I choose to case the joint for the free sampler's buffet of junk food that is distributed throughout their hallowed halls...
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  • JSDavis82
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    • bc_f:

      ha ha. no kidding. but hey, everyone knows "healthy junkfood" isn't gonna get you fat. Don't you know it just turns to magic fat loss dust in your small intestine? ;-)

    • 2 years ago
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