You have too many brain cells. Go to that place in your mind where like "It rained so hard the day I left, the weather was just fine..." Why the single minded determination that all things make sense all the time? And, thank you for viewing.
Oh, you're in England. Okay ... hands across the water ... in the States we call the way dogs swim "the dog paddle" but I've cleverly made a play on words, giving my dogs a spanking or "paddling" and thereby creating a new form of "dog paddle." Yes, I am easily amused and wish that more people were as well. Peace, love and puppies. JJJ