Scientists claim 'zombie attack' would collapse civilization

All we need is the ball from Katamari to roll up all these zombies. The bigger it gets, the more zombies it can roll up and trap. Simple as that.

with any luck it will happen before obamas FEMA caps and military run our planet into the ground under the boot of facism.

the only way for this to happen if there is a virus simliar to swine flu but worst.

I can't believe this took scientist to work out, have they never seen a George Romero movie?

To all those who are looking forward to the Zombie Apocalypse, the fantasy is fun and all but would you be happy to end family and friends who are point of no return.

Life or death euthanasia, end them or join them...!

If zombies become a reality and attack I'm slipping into my neoprene and paddling out to see. I'll go out like Eddie Aikau. At least those @$$hole zombies won't get me there!

I always wanted to fight a zombie

the way i see it is everything ends at some point so why not let it end in a crazy way bring on the zombies maybe we will have a little fun in our last days

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GodsnLiberals: is it true that some zombies don't even know they're zombies? Seems so.

I'm more disturbed by the question mark in the scientist's name and not the actual study. How can you trust someone who's name is a question?! Like, he's not sure of himself...

just dont be like COD: WAW and stay in a single building people.

Like "I am Legend?"

So what would the zombies do once everyone was either dead or converted into a zombie? Would they just limp around and try and catch slow animals?

Obviously so untrue...we'd be collapsed already. Wait a minute! We are! O zombie god....

what are the possibilities of zombies appearing? ...

God I hate zombies.
This better not EVER happen.

gahhh! my tax dollars!!

lets just hope the zombies that we get are slow enough that we can dodge their attacks by walking past them.

I love that Canada came out with this study.

I think scientists should be working on a way to harness the power of zombies to run my Prius.

This is what people study these days.
I have next years schedule here
J - humans Vs army of predator monsters
F - humans Vs giant ants
M - humans Vs birds with laser eyes (all birds everywhere)
A - humans Vs global warming
M - humans Vs werewolf army
J - humans Vs aliens (Independence day style NOT Mars attacks)
J - humans Vs aliens (alien II style)
A - *grudge match Nazi's Vs the world
S - humans vs godzilla
O - humans vs genetic super mutants that morph into bunnies
N - humans vs RADIOACTIVE zombies
D - human vs human nuclear war

Zombie...the other white meat.

I WATCHED shuan of the dead, i know how to handle this situation

Take to high ground, with numerous napalm and Molotov attacks. Save only yourself and stay quiet.

* GodsnLiberals didn't you know that Cannabis protect you from the zombie virus. Guns and Bud that's what you need to survive.............. LOL

What the hell is with the ? in his name.. seriously.. lol

Well, at least now we have a plan

The problems with Zombie attacks is that as biters humans suck big time, even when we are not undead, we have weak jaws and teeth unsuited for doing much damage. The problem with most zombie movies is a good leather motorcycle full body suit and helmet would provide you with all the protection one would need even denim should be enough or a few layers of clothes keeping skin covered, keep that in mind the next time you watch a zombie movie and they survivors run around in their t-shirts and shorts etc as they walk thru malls and sporting good stores right past heavier clothing! lol

Wow, serious!? The Professors name is "Smith?"...... hahahah that's awesome

No way, it would give people things to shoot at.

Zombies!

The evil dead cometh.

then why has my Sand Springs, Ok grown by 25% in the last 3 years?

pshh, the zombie survival guide sucks. definitely wasn't written by me, the best zombie killer in existance, and therfore cannot be awesome. roflmao

It's already started, I've seen hundreds of them at town hall meetings.

Just read the Zombie Survival Guide and you should be fine.

wow with all that is going wrong in the world Now I have to worry about Zombies

So can Zombies exist or not?

If not, then dare I say this was a pointless exercise.

ya but after the quick spared of such a small virus as swine flue what if we did have a 28 days later virus

I would say the #1 cause of the collapse of our civilization would be when people have that much time and resources to do fucking studies about zombies.

STOP SMOKING DOPE YOU FUCKING LOSERS!

***that is my conclusion to my study..I am sure you are going to access this later Mr. current tv censor**

Far worse manners than vampires.

I've played through all of the Left 4 Dead campaigns and own 28 days/weeks later, shaun of the dead and planet terror so i think i'd be set off with the zombies of today. if they were slow moving zombies like in the olden days i'd have a flippin field day!!

Bring on the zombie...wall!
Maybe a zombie infection might actually push society to help each other.

Us Vs Them. I'd rather that than Us Vs Us.
And this is slightly misleading as technically the zombies are us, just extremely ill to the point that there brain is functioning solely on the very fundamental needs of the body: the need to feed.
Unstoppable eaters :O nom

Yesss... finally some scientists see sense! The zombie apocalypse is coming!

I can’t wait for the zombie apocalypse

You misspelled a word in your title. I thought at first it said "Scientologists" lol ;-)

This explains the media zombified collapsing USA.