10 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl With Huge Boobs

say what now? you can't compare having big boobs with having club foot!

What do you say to a girl with large breasts but a tiny brain?

SMYB!!!

Clearly she's left out the most important one of all - "Bitty?" :devil

I want to play some Donkey Konga now... lol

She needs to remake the Pizza Hut delivery drivers training video...if anyone can find it they will know what I mean.

She's kind of asking for it wearing a top like that.

wheres the list of things I SHOULD say ? That'd be useful!

"Can I motorboat them?"

i had to ask someone what this meant. Oh dear.

i dunno if anyone has noticed ... but you havent actually listed 10 things to not say, i really think this article is baking a seriously big batch of fail cakes right now.

if not lovers can we at least be breast friends?

anyway, be glad you are blessed with what many women would die and probably kill for - take the entire female population of Japan for instance. they have breast enhancing gum - been chewing it for a while and my man boobs haven't filled out at all.

Thing is, she probably wouldn't date a guy that came up to her and talked to her like a normal person.

At least, that's how most 20 something's behave, men or women: Say one thing, and do another.

My advice is to say nothing to her at all, she seems like she's not worth the trouble.

P.S.- I, too, wonder why if her boobs are causing her so much grief from the opposite sex what would possess her to brazenly post them all over the internet for men to drool, stare, and ogle over... Sounds like mixed signals to me...

yeah. same goes for a girl with booty.

Is this another cry for attention? I'm confused. haha

Rittiman-
Titts are the only thing I like better than veal!

Gotta love predictive text

Heres me being a dude-

Got any duck tape?

Here my serious comment-
-----agree with post if they are real
-----disagree if they are fake*
*issuer of said comment must be 100% sure they are fake pryor to vocal
expression

Actually I take that back. I too hate being questioned about my tremendous junk.

i apologize...
but I am now in love with you.

10 lame things not to post on the internet......

I'm not convinced these Asylum "things not to say" articles are necessarily real. They seem to me a bit like those formulaic women's magazine articles on "what men really think" that are frequently often not only not written by men, but when they are if the men hve the audacity to say what they really think they are told to stick to the formula.

Arent those just things you shouldnt say to a girl regardless of breast size?

Also posting a picture of just huge boobs (what not face?) on an article asking people to not talk about and focus on boobs seem counterintuitive. Just sayin ;)