Best Twitter user: "Shit my dad says"
source: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
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folktrash
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Along the same lines. Great funny sh!t this dude says.
- 2 years ago
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folktrash
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Zoe_Wiseman
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this is the best use of Twitter I have found yet! i seriously think someone ought to grab this guy and put him on stage. so funny!!!
- 2 years ago
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Zoe_Wiseman
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Aaron_Costello
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This guys Dad For The Win!
- 2 years ago
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Aaron_Costello
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TargetMouse
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Thanks for sharing, this is great!
- 2 years ago
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TargetMouse
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abbym0308
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Pretty amazing he had about 57,000 followers yesterday when this was posted. Now he's got over 97,000! Gotta love when your internet creation goes viral!!
- 2 years ago
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abbym0308
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Louise_Purvis
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haha this is hilarious i wanna meet his dad.
Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.
- 2 years ago
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Louise_Purvis
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MrTweed
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"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."
I can't stop cracking up
- 2 years ago
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MrTweed
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vistapoint
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i'm totally following him now...how funny!
- 2 years ago
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vistapoint
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creepingdeath
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Hahaha this is funny and it reminds me of my dad too ^_^
- 2 years ago
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creepingdeath
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jeckersly316
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Twitter sucks.
- 2 years ago
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jeckersly316
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MissAmanda
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the only time i've gone onto twitter and im kinda glad...thanks for this :o)
- 2 years ago
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MissAmanda
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JulyJones
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I hate twitter but this makes me like it a tiny bit.
- 2 years ago
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JulyJones
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sergantonio
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haha he remindes me of my dad only the stuff he said was in spanish
- 2 years ago
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sergantonio
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Mr_Ben
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His Dad's a joker, wonder if he knows all the shit he's saying is being followed by 57,000 people when he's cursing his son to water the plants or take the dog outside.
- 2 years ago
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Mr_Ben
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kid_amy
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This is my fave:
"Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think."
- 2 years ago
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kid_amy
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Pardon
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Its great, this is my favorite:
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."
- 2 years ago
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Pardon
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mattbrawn
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This is by far my favourite:
"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."
- 2 years ago
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mattbrawn
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Found_Avenue
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This Twitter page is hilarious!
FINALLY! An actual REASON to go on Twitter!
I can officially say that this the first time I have ever been at all interested in reading a "Tweet".If you like this type of humor, check out the link I posted - it's a blog called Overheard In New York (real overheard conversations) and it can keep you laughing out loud for hours. It's addictive - watch out!
- 2 years ago
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Found_Avenue
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Fearzen
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Found_Avenue:
Lol! Those are of the funniest things I've ever read!
Shrewd observer: "You've had way too much cock in your mouth to be vegan".
--Outside The Lucky Cat, 245 Grand St, Williamsburg - 2 years ago
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Fearzen
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Addias_Mervin
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Found_Avenue:
My favorite was the sarcastic hobo
Tattooed man in headphones: Hey man, you got a cigarette?
Hobo: Always.
Tattooed man in headphones: Really?
Hobo: Of course not. Look at me, I'm eating out of a trash can.--3rd Ave & 10th St
Overheard by: Greg
- 2 years ago
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Addias_Mervin
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abbym0308
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This is awesome.
"Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."
Writing down what old people say is content gold. - 2 years ago
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abbym0308
