Comedy | August 25, 2009 | 10 comments

Kids say the darnedest things

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This dad noted some of the crazy things his son said.

From

"If I had a million dollars I would buy a house with big robot legs."

Through

"You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and germs won't go on you because there is no room."
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10 comments // Kids say the darnedest things

  • ArmyJuggalo
  • xFLINTSTONEx
  • chasingame
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      chasingame  

    • Explaining the Playstation game Grand Theft Auto 4 to his grandmother

      "I don't shoot everybody, just the drug dealers and hookers."

      I think he will make a good cop some day and the next kid will make a great Republican.....

      Being told that the park belongs to everybody

      "We should buy a fence and make people pay us two dollars to get in."

    • 2 years ago
  • Anne_Foy
  • Louise_Purvis
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      Louise_Purvis  

    • that's quiet funny especially

      "I hope they are riding it and the petrol tank blows up and their legs and arms get blown off and when they are in the hospital they think 'I really wish I hadn't stolen that motorbike'."

    • 2 years ago
  • Mr_Costello
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      Mr_Costello  

    • "If we went into a shop and I put a stereo on and danced, you could run out with a different stereo while everyone is looking at me"

      Crazy child.

    • 2 years ago
  • iamaman
  • EdJoyProductions
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      EdJoyProductions  

    • Joel McHale from the Soup was on David Letterman and I loved the story about his kid. He was talking about how his son was always picking his nose. Joel was trying to get him to stop and he finally asked him, "Why do you do that?" His son responded with, "Because I love it." How can you argue with that?

    • 2 years ago
  • pjacobs51
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      pjacobs51  

    • Lol, pretty cool, especially this one:

      On having homosexuality explained -

      "That's gross. Not the bit about girls kissing girls though, that's pretty good."

    • 2 years ago
  • iamaman
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