Comedy | September 03, 2009 | 48 comments

Breaking: Glenn Beck guilty of rape and murder?

source: http://www.examiner.com/x-4383-Portland-Progressive-Examiner~y2009m9d3-Breaking-Glenn-Beck-g...

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In a fast moving, developing story, shocking allegations have come to light that Glenn Beck is responsible for the rape and murder of a girl in 1990. Are these allegations true? Is Beck guilty? Various websites are offering conflicting points of view. Some claim it is a hoax. Many are suspicious because Beck has remained silent on the matter.
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  • 2sayf
  • NeutronActivation
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      NeutronActivation  

    • I heard Bill O'reilly helped hold the girl down while Beck did the humpty dance!

      Ha! I love it, these jerkoffs deserve much worse but a taste of their own medicine is a good start. What I like is when people make phoney phone calls to the various news outlets and they are accepted without question and put on the air. Howard Stern wackpackers do it all the time it just goes to show you how poorly corporate news is actually vetted.

      Beck better thank his lucky stars that it isn't a uber rich media mogul like Murdoch that is out to make him look like a fool or this problem would never go away.

    • 2 years ago
  • asherp
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      asherp  

    • Some people say that after he was done having sex with her lifeless body in a ditch, he bit off and ate her fingers and toes, and removed her teeth with a chisel to make it impossible to identify the body.

      Now, I'm not saying that in 1990 he raped and murdered a girl, and bit off her fingers and toes and ate them, and then desecrated her body with a chisel so that this coward would never see justice, and quite frankly, there's no proof that he did. And it wouldn't be proper of me as a journalist to talk about such things when we don't know all the details. But it makes you wonder doesn't it?

    • 2 years ago
  • Tyr
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      Tyr  

    • Why won't he release his arrest records? WHAT IS HE HIDING? He has not provided any documents proving that he did NOT do it...Why won't he let us review his police files during those questionable years that he was abusing drugs and alcohol? Why are they covering up for him?

    • 2 years ago
  • jaflores85
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      jaflores85  

    • He is an admitted former binge drinking drug abuser who frequently blacked out. Even Glenn Beck himself wouldn't remember whether he raped and murdered a young girl.

    • 2 years ago
  • mgerlach22
  • unclecharlie
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      unclecharlie  

    • Ha! Ha! Now grow up. Only a liberal would dig up the body of someone, kick it around a bit, shoot it a few times, and re-bury it. Let it go, people! Please!

    • 2 years ago
  • lucidstone
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      lucidstone  
    • unclecharlie:

      Glenn Beck hasn't exactly stopped making shit up not has he stopped spreading falsehoods through innuendo . . . you let something go when it's a a past event that is no longer happening (like perhaps one should "let it go" if somebody punched you in the face last week) . . . but you don't "let it go" when the person is "still" punching you in the face, and Glenn Beck is "still" making shit up and spreading falsehoods through innuendos and uncertainties.

      It will be a "let it go" situation when Glenn Beck stops and retires from this method of disinformation . . . but not before.

    • 2 years ago
  • hayckuh
  • Wes_Dillard
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      Wes_Dillard  

    • love the satire. all you need is a flashing news break with a super hot lady and you have a Fox headline. too bad MSNBC has become just as bad lately but on the left. i think MSNBC and Fox are shooting the far left/right crap at each other and calling it news, thank god for the internet and PBS

    • 2 years ago
  • shockdoctrine
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      shockdoctrine  

    • truly hilarious takeoff on all of the complete lies that come out of beck's mouth. ironically gilbert godfried said the same thing about bob saget. any conservative douchenozzle who takes this as a legitimate smear campaigne should be sterilized. the only thing glenn beck has raped and murdered is his own credibility.

    • 2 years ago
  • RussRuss
  • hombre76
  • neocongo
  • Nettle
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      Nettle  

    • Mmmm, not sure I'm digging the whole rape and murder thing. There really is no basis for this and it's my belief that this is just left wing propaganda to discredit him (although I don't think he needs any more discrediting, he does that to himself on a daily basis).

      I like poking fun at him, too, but I think this is just in really bad taste. If it turns out to be true and he's convicted then I take it back, but this is taking the hate a little too far.

    • 2 years ago
  • lucidstone
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      lucidstone  
    • Nettle:

      It's not even a question, it is most definitely a fabrication designed to discredit by sowing seeds of doubt from absolutely baseless claims (exactly what he has been doing for a long time now).

      It's satire with a malicious intent and it IS a cheap shot . . . but as the saying goes, "turnabout is fair play".

    • 2 years ago
  • imp_print
  • Nettle
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      Nettle  
    • Nettle:

      You shouldn't play eye for an eye. He may be a dick, but that doesn't mean we have to stoop to his level.

      Isn't there something to be said anymore about people who rise above slander and fight stupidity with truth?

    • 2 years ago
  • imp_print
  • hammywill
  • lucidstone
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      lucidstone  
    • Nettle:

      I'm not a fan of "eye for an eye" because that has the context of punishment in an after effect scenario, and I don't believe in that.

      But as far as turnabout goes, that refers to more of an active real time context . . . and I think it depends on the scenario. The value of turnabout can be in that mirroring the argument or actions back to the offending individual will actually show them what they are doing (and I believe this video does achieve that aspect of turnabout).

      [Another cliche saying that fits this scenario is, "fighting fire with fire"]

    • 2 years ago
  • CreditFigaro
  • hunzedog
  • ras_menelik
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      ras_menelik  

    • On the outside chance that this may possibly have a hint of non facts in it I would like to apologist to whomever this may have offended due to there in ability to not be offended...

    • 2 years ago
  • HiSchoolisBoring
  • ras_menelik
  • idealist
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      idealist  

    • besides the fact that he does look like a rapist. republicans get away with everything. lol
      lets see how he likes made up stories about himself.

    • 2 years ago
  • samthesixth
  • imp_print
  • H3ADLINE
  • crob80227
  • locutus
  • Leonidis
  • Darevalo
  • biggranny
  • lucidstone
  • jh64487
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      jh64487  

    • remember liberals, conservatives don't understand satire unless you actually tell them your mocking them.

      then they shut down completely.

    • 2 years ago
  • samthesixth
  • samthesixth
  • numinant
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      numinant  

    • This is the first I've learned that his victim may have been disabled. I imagine she was also an orphan living in squalor. It would make sense then that Glen Beck would have approached her in the guise of a Santa Clause costume during Christmas. I don't have hard evidence for this, but it all seems to add up...

    • 2 years ago
  • jh64487
  • idealist
  • imp_print
  • Darevalo
  • numinant
  • Darevalo
  • kreddig
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      kreddig  

    • I wouldn't acknowledge a ridiculous story or accusation like this either if were Mr. Beck. All the things going on in the world you post a ridiculous rape and murder story about a Mormon talk show host? Dumb.

    • 2 years ago
  • asherp
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