Trucker Flips His Rig After Masturbating While Driving
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EdJoyProductions
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When I was a kid in Florida, I took a really long bus ride to school. This was in the mid 70s. At least once a week we caught an oblivious masturbating driver that did not realize that we were high enough to see him (or did realize, which made it too gross).
- 2 years ago
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EdJoyProductions
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blazedNconfused
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i bet i can guess what drugs he was on!
goodness . . .
- 2 years ago
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blazedNconfused
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spacemikey [removed]
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WTF, truckers and hookers..... no brain-er....I'd much rather the truckers I'm passing on the interstate be getting head than whacking pud....
- 2 years ago
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spacemikey [removed]
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ThoughtNu
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Nice personal touch ; dangers of mixed vices...'people without vices have some very annoying virtues'
- 2 years ago
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ThoughtNu
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Marilynn_Murray
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Obviously he is too stupid to be driving a truck, or to be out in public without supervision.
- 2 years ago
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Marilynn_Murray
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Progresshiv
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Marilynn_Murray:
Exactly.
- 2 years ago
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Progresshiv
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CooperTrooper
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As long as there isn't any permanent damage to him...HA!
- 2 years ago
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CooperTrooper
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pandaman2105
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haha
- 2 years ago
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pandaman2105
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Ihatethemall
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I have been driving trucks for over 25 years now, I am sure he is not the first. Just the first to admit it.
- 2 years ago
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Ihatethemall
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BustYourFace
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Ihatethemall:
Hmmm... That sounds like a confession.
- 2 years ago
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BustYourFace
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iamfree
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Ihatethemall:
LOL...let me find out
- 2 years ago
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iamfree
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Ihatethemall
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Ihatethemall:
I have never flipped a truck, or even been in an accident with one in all my years, Thank God.
Thats all I'm going to say.
- 2 years ago
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Ihatethemall
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bombastinator
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That.. that may have actually caused physical pain...
You just posted this so you could make that pun didn't you.
- 2 years ago
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bombastinator
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Progresshiv
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bombastinator:
I wish the headline was my pun. I claim authorship of "He lost his load" only.
- 2 years ago
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Progresshiv
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bombastinator
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bombastinator:
now you're just rubbing it in.
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bombastinator
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Progresshiv
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bombastinator:
Nice one.
- 2 years ago
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Progresshiv
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bombastinator
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bombastinator:
Thank you. I inherited it from my father.
- 2 years ago
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bombastinator
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Progresshiv
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bombastinator:
Easy now....
- 2 years ago
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Progresshiv
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deadpool
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bombastinator:
I would've done the same.
- 2 years ago
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bombastinator:
The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
~Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849 - 2 years ago
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CalgarC
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lol he was even masturbating when the cops were questioning him
- 2 years ago
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CalgarC
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EmperorThan
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Why would someone admit that? He could have just said "Oh yeah I got tired and lost control. Instead he's all 'I was masturbating my penis while driving."
- 2 years ago
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