University of Florida has a plan in case of a zombie attack
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No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.
The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.
The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by "flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals." It notes that a zombie outbreak might include "documentation of lots of strange moaning."
A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee to "add a little bit of levity" to disaster preparation discussions...
Good to know someone besides me is worried about that.
The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.
The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by "flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals." It notes that a zombie outbreak might include "documentation of lots of strange moaning."
A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee to "add a little bit of levity" to disaster preparation discussions...
Good to know someone besides me is worried about that.
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EdJoyProductions
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Florida Zombies... drunk, armed and living dead. :D
- 2 years ago
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booksellergirl
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It looks like they took the plan down. What a bunch of weenies. They'll be sorry when the zombies come.
- 2 years ago
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booksellergirl
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remanns
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"GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) - The University of Florida's response plans for a zombie apocalypse are no longer available for public consumption".
Ahhhhhhhhhh. Just when I thought they would add it to the "Boy Scouts Manual"!
I guess no one expects "The Spanish Inquisition" OR "The Zombie Apocalypse"!
What would Nostradamus,...or M. Python,.. say. - 2 years ago
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