Denver women prefer cell phone over sex

I'm thinking their sig others aren't exactly getting the "job" done. Perhaps they should farm out the work '-)

glad im not in denver

How big are there cel phones ladies please turn your ringtone off and set it to vibrates

Prefers sex over just about everything
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Men do too.

In what context to use the mobile device? This doesn't sound right, I need more details - something sounds left out.

I'm a female Denverite, and I, for one, would most definitely prefer sexy time over celly time. Shame on you, Denver women! And shame on you Denver men, for not being sexier than a cell phone.

Define sex...

33% of Denver women are lying in the hopes of getting a free phone.

They probably never had an orgasm.

Wow! 33% huh? we still got 66% though so i guess look at it glass half full...? lol

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if anyone wants another lame conspiracy theory, how'bout this article being a creation of the Denver area costume and novelty association who recently found themselves with a surplus of cell phone costumes for Halloween. Alert the Libertarians

I think I'm going to have to destroy my girlfriend's cellphone...

Well fuck me running, I'm moving to Denver later this year...

Thanks, brain. Yeah, no this was a wonderful idea.

Denver men, step your game up!

33%?
That means 67% of women chose sex over cell phones.

The headline should read "Denver women prefer sex over cell phones". Tis misleading!

You can take my iPhone and my laptop…

I believe this totally, because so many men have let so many women down. There's not trust left anymore. I certainly don't have any left.

they must have only asked 5 dudes

27 percent of men and women in Chicago would rather forgo sex for an entire year rather than give up their cell phones for the same amount of time. When it came to the battles of sexes, Chicago women (36 percent) were more willing than men (15 percent) to lose their libidos versus missing their mobile phones.

Source-http://web.consumerelectronicsnet.com/articles/viewarticle.jsp?id=863186

no they don't, a third of them do.

Yeah, but that means around 77% of Denver women prefer sex over their cell phones...

edit: yeah, i mean 66% >.

33% of women that have the time to answer silly polls? 100% of women that have decent sex said, "Screw it, I don't even need a cell phone. Grandma had a land line all her life, so can I!"

Well, I guess as long as it has a vibrate setting.

This world is done. Dark Rift, end it all already!