Comedy | October 17, 2009 | 15 comments

Approval of Depressant for Cheery People

source: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fda_approves_depressant_drug_for?utm_source=videoembed

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15 comments // Approval of Depressant for Cheery People

  • hunzedog
  • desertcat
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      desertcat  
    • hunzedog:

      It may not be a actual news story today but it will be one tomorrow or soon. Have you been to the doctors lately? I been going for over 3 years for my arthritis and longer for other problems. I asked my dr. for pain pills for the arthritis and they gave me anti depressants. They do not help when you cannot bend your knee or walk more than 5 steps without pain. Took me over three months to get him to agree to give me the pain pills but that was only after testing showed that one leg had over 60% dead nerve cells. Thats were the real fun begins without pain pills.

    • 2 years ago
  • EdJoyProductions
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      EdJoyProductions  

    • I am loving all the people that think this is an actual news story! When was the last time you heard a doctor say, "Do you know what it is like to be around these people? It is real fucking annoying." on a television news report? Y'all are killing me! :D

    • 2 years ago
  • spanky07
  • csmonut
  • csmonut
  • desertcat
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      desertcat  

    • Its true. The last two years I have been dealing with doctors for various medical problems.None of them have anything to do with being depressed. When I asked my doctor for some pain pills for the legs, she gave me the anti depressants saying they were better. the same with the new doctor. He is afraid I will become addictive to them. Guess he is afraid that a 60 year old women in a wheel chair will start a one woman crime wave stealing crackers up and down the east coast to supply my habit.

    • 2 years ago
  • Debrinconcita
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      Debrinconcita  
    • desertcat:

      Are you serious this same thing happened to me, they thought I wanted to get high and they gave me anti-deppressants. I don't want to take any pills, but I am in pain from Arthritis in my knees. I wish they would help me out, without all this run around and foolishness.

    • 2 years ago
  • hunzedog
  • MetztliTlaloc
  • Debrinconcita
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      Debrinconcita  

    • THIS IS A FAKE AD FOR THE NEW MONTY PYTHON SHOW! Don't believe any of the stories okay, it's all an ad for the upcoming series of show's for Monty Python. They got me too, sorry for not figuring this out sooner!

    • 2 years ago
  • csmonut
  • EdJoyProductions
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      EdJoyProductions  

    • LOL! The Onion rules. My only fear is the pharmaceutical companies will see this and say, "CaChing! Why didn't we think of this?" and start rolling out the new little black pills.

    • 2 years ago
  • csmonut
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