Comedy | October 20, 2009 | 23 comments

HuffPost Comedy's State Motto Contest

source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/20/huffpost-comedys-state-mo_n_326352.html

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Alabama We dare defend our rights Hell yes we have electricity

California Eureka By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda

Texas Friendship Si' hablo Ing'les

Washington By and by Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackers

Oklahoma Labor conquers all things Like the play, only no singing

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Hello, readers! We've decided it's time to update our state mottos...with lots and lots of mockery. Many years ago someone (or a collection of someones) wrote the fake mottos below. Some are hilarious (Wyoming), and some are groan-worthy (Texas), but they all need updating. We have so many more reasons to mock our individual states now! Please add your motto in the comments section or send it to us via email and we'll choose the best ones and add them to this post!

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maybe you have some ideas....some of the old ones are amusing.
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