Wild Bear kills Terrorists in cave hideout

Were they eating marmalade sandwiches?

There we go! Instead of getting a million soldiers killed,lets just train a few bears!

If men can't take care of it Send a Bear.

I know i shouldn't have, but i lol'd. Did you?

I can't wait for the Goldstone report about Bear War Criminals, Do you suppose Mike Ditka led the operation? I am equal opportunity though, I like when Bears eat any humans period!
Wonder if they tried to start a forest fire? Maybe it was smokey?

Freedom Bear. They are no longer a threat.

Haha!

what now colbert!

So why are we spending $775,000 on each soldier every year over there?

GIVE THAT BEAR HIS MEDAL OF HONOR!

The most epic story i've read all day!!

Bears are amazing animals, I wonder why it attacked them?

Horray 4 bear! Wonder though, did they taste like Hallal meat?

He was looking for the picnic basket & his friend BOO BOO to tell em he saw the park ranger but he ran into these guy ,,,,,,,,LUNCH !

Highly trained covert bear, if you see a bear in a trench coat and sunglasses don't get in his way.

SO FU#KIN SWEEET!!

XD

I KNEW it!

The Russians are finally using bears for military purposes!

It was his cave and he was trying to get some good winter sleep. That will show them to break into a bear's cave.

you humans need to think deeper, on more than one level, according to WHO are they terrorists? what if they were just two local guys with guns. so if I call you a pedophile and write an article about you, that means you're 100% pedophile right? WRONG!

have we sent this to Steve Colbert yet?

what I want to know is ddhe super bowl shuffle after he killed them

*WHONT WANNNNNNN*

Da Bears .!.

yes, its definately a pawsitive step forward in the war on the word 'terror' and i say terror, because that is a scape goat, you can never finish attacking an abstract noun because its not there to begin with. anyway, this technique seems to work better, there is no friendly fire, no pollution, and the bear may even have got a meal out of it.

Hopefully he's bearly begun.......................

interesting new innovation in the war on terror..

BEARS!

COLBERT HAS WARNED US! But even a watched bear boils over righteous twice a day,..........uhm,.......something like that! A switch to ursine saves,....no, that doesn't work....

They should give a bear to every soldier in the middle east instead of grenades so when they're like "What should we??! We're pinned down Sarge!!!" they could just send an elite squad of bears to attack Al-Qaida

Maybe this will make Stephen Colbert change his opinion about bears.

Karma police = Bear

I wonder what we're paying the bear. Oh wait, if he was on our payroll he would have mauled a wedding party.

Bears FTW!

woot woot bear!!!

Maybe they were in his den!

I think this bear should come clean about his Islamophobia

Go bears!!

Hell yes. I want a terrorist exterminating bear.

When you mess with karma it sends bears

What a hero! where does he live? I want to send a couple of pots of honey to him.

Hooray! Perhaps the US military can hire him! What a way to go- being killed by a bear! This bear should get a Nobel Peace Prize!

this bear ate Bin Laden.

Well, I've heard that bears are godless killing machines!!!

:P

way to keep watch, kaisar, no virgins for you.

I'm sure this is not the first time something like this has happened. They've probably been bit by scorpions and all other types of stuff.