I'm So Sharp {Humor}
Edward walked out of his room in a slick Tux, as his brother, Alex stared at him.
"Man, I'm so sharp, if you look at me I'll cut you with my knife!"
"I don't think that's how it goes" Alex said, hesitantly.
"Oh really? How do YOU think it goes?" Edward said, insulted.
"Umm...'I'm so sharp, if you look at my I'll cut you' ?" Alex corrected.
"What? That's stupid, you can't cut someone without a knife!" Edward rolled his eyes.
"Man, I'm so sharp, if you look at me I'll cut you with my knife!"
"I don't think that's how it goes" Alex said, hesitantly.
"Oh really? How do YOU think it goes?" Edward said, insulted.
"Umm...'I'm so sharp, if you look at my I'll cut you' ?" Alex corrected.
"What? That's stupid, you can't cut someone without a knife!" Edward rolled his eyes.
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- groups:
- Comedy
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- tags:
- Sharp, clever, Say waaaatt.