Guy marries video game, We don't judge
source: http://gizmodo.com/5409175/guy-marries-video-game-we-dont-judge
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The two were married when a man brought his DS along with a copy of Love Plus to a church in Guam. There's no word on honeymoon plans, but the two will be holding a small reception for family, close friends and the internet on November 22nd. (Seriously, there will be a webcam and stuff.)
It just goes to show, the power of Woman has no bounds. Stick her in a digital fortress, simplify her beauty to Nintendo DS rendering limits and give her a shrill, anime voice. Woman will triumph all the same.
http://gizmodo.com/5409175/guy-marries-video-game-we-dont-judge
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Rusteh_Bull3t
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Three letters; W - T - F
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Rusteh_Bull3t
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dusty_red_rivet_head
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He must have taken it a bit too literally when a friend told him "if you love that game so much, why don't you marry it?" Boy, is he gonna be feeling spouse's remorse when Nintendo releases a next gen portable system and there's an even better rendered girl out there.
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dusty_red_rivet_head
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bombastinator
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one can only hope his wife will give him the courage to confront his Thorazine deficiency.
- 2 years ago
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bombastinator
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zacmalinowski
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I hope this guy isn't jealous, because this "Nene Anegasaki" really gets around.... from what I hear, anyway.
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zacmalinowski
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Einsam_Data_Old [removed]
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bombastinator
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Einsam_Data_Old:
as one Quaker once said to another, "all the world is crazy but me and thee and sometimes I wonder about thee"
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bombastinator
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asherp
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So she'll be able to inherit his stuff?
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asherp
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crispyfritters
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Dammit...
This is all the atom bomb's fault. - 2 years ago
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crispyfritters
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Manatee_man
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i'd hit that virtual shit
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Manatee_man
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EclecticBadger
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Late night drug store shopping ... "errrm, do you have any batteries? They're for my wife." - Awkward!!!
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extracrazykiwi2008
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Very sad!
- 2 years ago
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extracrazykiwi2008
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Eri_Soulja
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creepy and incredibly pathetic.
- 2 years ago
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Eri_Soulja
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Mmmm
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I'd like to announce my forthcoming engagement to Pingu... Wah! Wha!
the wedding list is t/b/c but there will be nothing under £75..
- 2 years ago
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Mmmm
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ankab
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ok I wont judge. Best of luck to the two of you. Till malfunction do you part.
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ankab
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Bood
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Congrats to the happy couple!... or should I say this man and his left hand O_o
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Bood
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EmperorThan
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I found a photo of the guy.
- 2 years ago
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EmperorThan
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pjacobs51
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EmperorThan:
Lol, nice one!
- 2 years ago
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pjacobs51
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zphoenixdownz
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does the ds have a fleshlight port?
- 2 years ago
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EmperorThan
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zphoenixdownz:
Nah, just the Wii.
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EmperorThan
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EmperorThan
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So how did this man's life ...or sorry, 'relationship' come to this point?
Let me get this straight you can marry a videogame character in America (yes! Guam is America) but you can't marry if you're gay???
I guess in the fundamentalist's defense God never said anywhere in the Bible you couldn't marry a videogame character... the Bible aka our Constitution? Sure why not at this point.
- 2 years ago
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EmperorThan
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Charlespistol
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Haha It's not the first time it has happened in japan... some other dude also married a manga character... I get speechless at how sad and lonely must it be to really desire to marry something that is unreal... and wow, with all the hot women available in the world...
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Charlespistol
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lizziehoffman
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where is the techno opera dedicated to this story?
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dalistuff
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Best thing though, she has an off button!
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dalistuff
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tangibleparadox
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i'm not convinced there was mutual consent here. i demand an interview, ;P
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readyforthefloor
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Well, this guy is definitely never going to get laid now, even if he gets a divorce.
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readyforthefloor
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desertcat
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What a great love story? This man has the right idea, no nagging wife, can cheat any time he is away from the computer, no in-laws(that in itself is worth the marriage), doesn't have to put the toilet seat up. And, she can't complain not tonight dear, I have a headache.
- 2 years ago
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desertcat
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sergantonio
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dont judge him thats all we do in the u.s. man.
so i can marry an maginary female freind now to but 2 gay people cant do squat.
i judge that both retated and funny
i also judge marrige as sacred between a man and a femal looking person, place, or thing "real or imagined"
untill death or sanity do them part - 2 years ago
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sergantonio
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larrysnotes
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I hope they dont have cheat codes for this.
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larrysnotes
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rebelution07
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Someone needs to get a life, lol
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Cory_Unseen
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I wonder if Thanksgiving dinner will be awkward
"Mom, Dad, this is my wife. She's not real per say but I love her anyways" - 2 years ago
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NuclearLullaby
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Uhhhmmm...That's KINDA not legal!!!
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MizPiz
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I need to know where he's going to stream the reception.
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MizPiz
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Janeal881
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MizPiz:
yeah I wanna watch the reception
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Janeal881
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Nettle
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Wow, that takes otaku to a whole new level. Kudos...
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Nettle
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unimatrix0
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how romantic! This is a made for TV movie waiting to happen.
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Betico
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you have got to be kidding me. and they don't let flesh and blood gay people marry? wtf.
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Betico
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crashbangnoises
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Betico:
seriously!
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crashbangnoises
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Guyatthebusstation
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Betico:
Its Guam not the US.
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Guyatthebusstation
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Janeal881
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Betico:
in guam just about anyone can marry anything. The US that is a different story
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CalgarC
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lmfao, that just screams out i have no friends/social life...
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CalgarC
