Comedy | November 22, 2009 | 9 comments

To Kill a Pig: Swine flu is an ironic disease

source: http://www.dartmouth.edu/

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CarolynGillis
Swine flu is an ironic disease, for it makes the infected crave human meat instead of pig. The infected will attempt to eat the uninfected and, for unknown reasons, seem to value the brain more than any other part of the body for food. As noted above, swine flu is transmitted through saliva and blood, so take every precaution to prevent the infected from biting you. IF YOU ARE BITTEN BY A PERSON INFECTED WITH SWINE FLU, YOU WILL BECOME INFECTED YOURSELF.

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko/weekly/2009F/2009-10-3/tokillapig.htm
by Tony Mullen '13 Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern
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