CDC Releases H1N1.6 Service Pack 2
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Scientists at the Centers for Disease Creation have announced the release of Service Pack 2 for the H1N1 virus, which fixes a number of vulnerabilities in the rampant disease and introduces a new rendering engine for those running Innoculation 2.0. Dubbed Swine Flu 2, H1N1SP2 is actually a Release Candidate and did not undergo standard beta testing.
"The nomenclature is a little confusing," said CDC spokesperson Chester Rehobeth. "H1N1SP2 is actually a roll-up of all the minor revs into a single package, so technically it's H1N1.6 RC 1. We have enough copies of Swine Flu in production that we didn't feel any additional beta testing was necessary."
According to the release notes, the marquis features of H1N1SP2 include an eight percent increase in fever intensity, a sore throat inflammation patch, and a plugin for diarrhea and vomiting. H1N1SP2 also fixes compatibility issues for asthmatics and diabetics and is WHO Pandemic 2009 compliant.
CDC officials say it's unlikely there will be an H1N2 version of the virus as some had previously indicated since scientists are instead working on selecting the next animal after which to name a flu. With swine, avian and crocodile flu already taken, researchers say they have their work cut out for them.
"Right now we're down to either salamander flu, border collie flu, or small woodland creature flu," said Rehobeth. "But whatever we choose, you can guarantee we'll corner the market on mass hysteria in 2010, too."
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"The nomenclature is a little confusing," said CDC spokesperson Chester Rehobeth. "H1N1SP2 is actually a roll-up of all the minor revs into a single package, so technically it's H1N1.6 RC 1. We have enough copies of Swine Flu in production that we didn't feel any additional beta testing was necessary."
According to the release notes, the marquis features of H1N1SP2 include an eight percent increase in fever intensity, a sore throat inflammation patch, and a plugin for diarrhea and vomiting. H1N1SP2 also fixes compatibility issues for asthmatics and diabetics and is WHO Pandemic 2009 compliant.
CDC officials say it's unlikely there will be an H1N2 version of the virus as some had previously indicated since scientists are instead working on selecting the next animal after which to name a flu. With swine, avian and crocodile flu already taken, researchers say they have their work cut out for them.
"Right now we're down to either salamander flu, border collie flu, or small woodland creature flu," said Rehobeth. "But whatever we choose, you can guarantee we'll corner the market on mass hysteria in 2010, too."
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