Comedy | November 26, 2009 | 3 comments

Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California

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After a hilarious speech, President Obama pardoned the first turkey of his administration, continuing this delightful tradition that should probably be ended, immediately.

As Obama points out, it is not even an old tradition. Bush I started it. Nothing Bush I did should be carried on as a presidential tradition. And, even worse, Obama is continuing Bush Jr's tradition of sending the birds to Disneyland, to die.

Because these are eating turkeys, and so they have been bred too fat to walk, and with weak hearts.


But! That is not very fun, is it? Obama's speech actually had one very funny line, about "saving or creating four turkeys," and an official White House transcript was released that includes the following:

(Turkey gobbles.)

THE PRESIDENT: There you go (laughter.)


And man those kids are adorable. Our whole factory farming rage just melted away watching this clip.




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