Comedy | November 27, 2009 | 4 comments

Zombie KILLING!!! Current methods efficient???

Shotguns and chainsaws are currently the most cliched zombie killing methods.
In all actuality though they are very inefficient. A shotgun typically can hold 4 to 5 shells. A chainsaw runs off gas,is slow, and requires you to be within 5 feet of the zombie! An ar-15,ak-47, or a 30-6 ,obviously, have a higher rate of fire and/or are more easily reloaded. As for melee just stick to baseball bats,crowbars, and pitch forks. I mean ya a baseball bat,crowbar,or a pitchfork still requires a person to be within 5 feet or less it is still a faster weapon. If you can prove me wrong please do so im looking for what everyone else believes.
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    Comedy,   Sky High Fish,   i'm so bored that i can't tell,   Zombies
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    Guns,  Bombs,  Allies,  armor,  7 more
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4 comments // Zombie KILLING!!! Current methods efficient???

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    • Football pad armour with motorcycle helmet [KEEP THOSE FLUIDS OUT OF YOUR EYES] or full police riot gear if you can get it. Remember-HEAVY GLOVES for close quarters melee.Steel toed work boots with "neoprene no-slip safety tread"; remember the slick working environment. Mint gum helps with the stench. Or chain smoke,...but NO DAMN WEED and tobacco CAN distract you when you cant afford it. This is not a game,....unless by "game" you mean YOU. Keep your shit together.
      Carry SEVERAL shotguns,...solid shot,....and a fireman's axe. Really, grenades or dynamite cut through the bullshit if you have enough to use liberally. And remember,...when it comes to allies, Republicans are no more trustworthy after a "breakout" than in "normal" times,...still,...the most craven and worthless of them will soon be eliminated due to poorly conceived attempts to buy off and negotiate with the zombies. GOOD LUCK ALL/STAY ALIVE!

    • 2 years ago
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