Comedy | December 04, 2009 | 4 comments

Neutra Face (An Ode on a Typeface)

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"N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face"
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  • richjm
  • saverio
    • 0
      saverio  
    • Yes, richjm, that is very true. But aren't the lyrics amazing? I think I need to copy and paste them:

      I lay it out like they do in magazines
      check out this typeface it's like smoking nicotine (I love it)
      using Adobe's not the same without a Mac
      if it was lead it would be lined up on a track

      Oh, oh, oh, oh,
      I'll mock it up, show you what I got
      Oh, oh, oh, oh,
      I'll mock it up, show you what I got

      You'll read my, You'll read my,
      You can read my Neutra Face
      (Even if it's bold italic)
      You'll read my, You'll read my,
      You can read my Neutra Face
      (Even if it's bold italic)

      N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face

      Thought about Futura but the em space was to wide
      not even when condensed,believe me i've already tried
      Gill sans the G is wack when it's in lowercase
      Avante Garde you make me hard but like Helvetica you've been played

      (Chrous)

      I won't tell you that you're modern
      post- or nouveau
      cause I'm hype'n with my type'n
      I'm not freehandin', letterpressin', texting or skywriting
      like a finger on a keyboard
      break a nail before I cross you
      see my references, reference this
      check this font cause it's sans serif

    • 2 years ago
  • richjm
    • 0
      richjm  
    • That ginger beard is some fine facial hair.

      But I still don't get how a group of grown people do this sort of thing without one of them sheepishly piping up: "Er, guys... seriously, what the hell are we doing?"

    • 2 years ago
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