Kill the Atheists
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- Vierotchka
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Inofuilwell
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Vierotchka, single-handedly you have ruined the sales of my evangelical "How To" book on using compassionate conservatism as a vehicle to make televangelists like me a huge profit selling prayer cloths and religious trinkets to poor people from the pulpit of prosperity!
The first thing we do to find out whether you ARE SAVED or not is to ask, "do you have a savings account?"
Thanks for nothing, V!
Now, I may have to "eat" 2,000 lovely gold plated pendants with a cross with the Lord's Prayer engraved on the back.
Send now for my free pamphlet that explains that a "tithe" may require you to give more than 10% in a bad economy.
The Right Reverend Ivan Norris "Ino" Fulwell
- 2 years ago
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Inofuilwell
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csmonut
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V,
That pic...skeletal figures killing people.
This is what the religious fanatics are using??!! Or is this part of the satire?
What a really awful thought. - 2 years ago
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csmonut
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ironicbliss
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if this was for real I would be laughing myself to sleep tonight.
- 2 years ago
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ironicbliss
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oldgerman
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Hi vierotchka, I know it is satire; but I also know there are many people in this world which take it serious.
- 2 years ago
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oldgerman
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EdJoyProductions
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Burn the witch!!!! I got caught up in the frenzy there for a minute. :) LOL
- 2 years ago
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EdJoyProductions
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snarly
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lm atheist ao
- 2 years ago
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snarly
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PajamaDan
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Seems fake,... but let's humor it, because these religiously prejudiced views themselves are very often spoken. It boggles my mind-juices to think that, to some, Christianity undoubtedly equals good, and atheism unquestionably equals evil. As history tells us,... religion and "goodness" are not always synonymous, as with atheism and evil. And to think that certain religions ARE NOT behind some of the world's most devastating deeds is pure blindness.
We've had about 2,000 years of the Big 3 religions,... but have yet to achieve real tolerance. Another sign that civilization has either plateaued or began declining.But I guess I'll be spared - he said nothing of killing us Agnostic Neo Pagans.
- 2 years ago
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PajamaDan
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I couldn't hear it - and understand it is a gag - but it would be easy to get rid of the atheists. Just read current and make notes.
Nobody can keep their mouth shut - so it would be easy pickins. - 2 years ago
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I was just thinking how boring it was getting and how V should offer a new God thread.
How come the audio is indecipherable?
- 2 years ago
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Vierotchka
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Nothing wrong whatsoever with the audio.
- 2 years ago
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Vierotchka
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myfriendmarcus
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Polio = God-given gift?
Shitty gift, I'll say.
Good thing I don't celebrate Christmas. :)Purity rings are against my religion; I believe in feminism, tyvm.
- 2 years ago
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myfriendmarcus
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craigsaid
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Evolushun is rong now gimmie my flew vakseen!
- 2 years ago
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jubal
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So I don't get it, this is a joke? or was this for real? I am confused.
- 2 years ago
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jubal
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Vierotchka
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jubal:
It is satire. :)
- 2 years ago
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Vierotchka
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CreditFigaro
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Meh, it wasn't that great.
Evangelicals make big enough fools of themselves without needing impersonation.
- 2 years ago
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CreditFigaro
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viva_canuks
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This Satan fellow he speaks of is apparently doing a lot of good for society... Lol!
- 2 years ago
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pjacobs51
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ROFL!
. . . that's a dilly of a pickle. . . . as Ned Flanders would say
- 2 years ago
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Mudboy16
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He just sounds jealous, THEY ARE GROWING!OMGOMGOM!
- 2 years ago
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CalgarC
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he mad 2 good points... the drugs are satanic... damn pharmaceuticals... also getting rid of our atheistic technology like cars could save the environment...
also this video is POE... there is no way this real lol, and if it is this guy sounds really stupid
- 2 years ago
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CalgarC
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csmonut
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Return this earth to the way god intended.....ha! That would mean no humans, yes?
I did enjoy...thanks. - 2 years ago
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Vierotchka
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csmonut:
http://www.wga.hu/art/b/bruegel/pieter_e/05/01death.jpg
This is the picture used to illustrate earth as God intended! (click on the pick to see it in full size)
- 2 years ago
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Vierotchka
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MizPiz
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I forgot about this, great find.
- 2 years ago
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MizPiz
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bishopobispo
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"[Atheists] are succeeding without tax exempt status. That is not only ungodly, that is communist. How can they survive without government help? It has to be satan."
Way to keep the sabbath day holy with an excellent piece of Satire, V.
- 2 years ago
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oldgerman
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I hope I will not be killed - I am atheist.
I am shure one of these days I will even die so why kill me before.
I just do NOT believe there is a god the way as it/he/she is described in several books. - 2 years ago
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oldgerman:
This is parody from start to finish! I hope you don't take this seriously. No true christian would say such things. Nevertheless, I suspect there are a couple of idiots saying such things. It just has nothing to do with Christ's teachings! What a joke!!
- 2 years ago
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thorstein
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Progresshiv
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Hallelujah!
- 2 years ago
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Progresshiv
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Mudboy16
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Progresshiv:
Are you for real?
- 2 years ago
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Mudboy16
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jubal
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Progresshiv:
He's being sarcastic.
- 2 years ago
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jubal