Kill the Atheists

Vierotchka, single-handedly you have ruined the sales of my evangelical "How To" book on using compassionate conservatism as a vehicle to make televangelists like me a huge profit selling prayer cloths and religious trinkets to poor people from the pulpit of prosperity!

The first thing we do to find out whether you ARE SAVED or not is to ask, "do you have a savings account?"

Thanks for nothing, V!

Now, I may have to "eat" 2,000 lovely gold plated pendants with a cross with the Lord's Prayer engraved on the back.

Send now for my free pamphlet that explains that a "tithe" may require you to give more than 10% in a bad economy.

The Right Reverend Ivan Norris "Ino" Fulwell

V,
That pic...skeletal figures killing people.
This is what the religious fanatics are using??!! Or is this part of the satire?
What a really awful thought.

if this was for real I would be laughing myself to sleep tonight.

Hi vierotchka, I know it is satire; but I also know there are many people in this world which take it serious.

Burn the witch!!!! I got caught up in the frenzy there for a minute. :) LOL

lm atheist ao

Seems fake,... but let's humor it, because these religiously prejudiced views themselves are very often spoken. It boggles my mind-juices to think that, to some, Christianity undoubtedly equals good, and atheism unquestionably equals evil. As history tells us,... religion and "goodness" are not always synonymous, as with atheism and evil. And to think that certain religions ARE NOT behind some of the world's most devastating deeds is pure blindness.
We've had about 2,000 years of the Big 3 religions,... but have yet to achieve real tolerance. Another sign that civilization has either plateaued or began declining.

But I guess I'll be spared - he said nothing of killing us Agnostic Neo Pagans.

I couldn't hear it - and understand it is a gag - but it would be easy to get rid of the atheists. Just read current and make notes.
Nobody can keep their mouth shut - so it would be easy pickins.

I was just thinking how boring it was getting and how V should offer a new God thread.

How come the audio is indecipherable?

LOL

Polio = God-given gift?
Shitty gift, I'll say.
Good thing I don't celebrate Christmas. :)

Purity rings are against my religion; I believe in feminism, tyvm.

Evolushun is rong now gimmie my flew vakseen!

So I don't get it, this is a joke? or was this for real? I am confused.

Meh, it wasn't that great.

Evangelicals make big enough fools of themselves without needing impersonation.

This Satan fellow he speaks of is apparently doing a lot of good for society... Lol!

ROFL!

. . . that's a dilly of a pickle. . . . as Ned Flanders would say

He just sounds jealous, THEY ARE GROWING!OMGOMGOM!

he mad 2 good points... the drugs are satanic... damn pharmaceuticals... also getting rid of our atheistic technology like cars could save the environment...

also this video is POE... there is no way this real lol, and if it is this guy sounds really stupid

Return this earth to the way god intended.....ha! That would mean no humans, yes?
I did enjoy...thanks.

I forgot about this, great find.

"[Atheists] are succeeding without tax exempt status. That is not only ungodly, that is communist. How can they survive without government help? It has to be satan."

Way to keep the sabbath day holy with an excellent piece of Satire, V.

I hope I will not be killed - I am atheist.
I am shure one of these days I will even die so why kill me before.
I just do NOT believe there is a god the way as it/he/she is described in several books.

Hallelujah!