Comedy | December 10, 2009 | 25 comments

TRIGGER OPTION ON CLIMATE CHANGE !

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WhiteNoise
Few questions remain to be addressed…

1 ) Under how many feet of water New York should be submerged before the trigger snaps in ?

2 ) Is the level at which Goldman Sachs CEO's office situated relevant or is the helipad on the rooftop already operational ?

3) Should the UN be moved to Jersey or an underwater bunker ?

4 ) Should mermaid/merman be genetically created from human embryo ?

5 ) ...

Please join in this crucial debate for it can't be worst than the actual one ;)
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25 comments // TRIGGER OPTION ON CLIMATE CHANGE !

  • WhiteNoise
    • 0
      WhiteNoise  
    • Since I was a child
      I've tried to be what I'm not
      I've lied and I've enjoyed it all my life
      I lied to my dear mother
      to my sisters and my brother
      and now I'm lying to my children and my wife

      Big Hat, no cattle
      Big head, no brain
      Big snake, no rattle
      I forever remain
      big hat, no cattle
      I knew from the start
      Big boat, no paddle
      Big belly, no heart

      Can't remember why I do it,
      Oh, maybe I can.
      An honest man these days is hard to find.
      I only know we're living in an unforgiving land.
      And a little lie can buy some real big piece of mind.

      Oftimes I wondered what might I have become,
      Had I but buckled down and really tried.
      But when it came down to the wire
      I called my family to my side
      Stood up straight, threw my head back and I lied, lied,lied

      Big hat, no cattle
      Big shoes, well you know...
      Big horse, no saddle
      He goes wherever I go

      Big hat, no cattle
      Right from the start
      Big guns, no battle
      Big belly, no heart

      When it came down to the wire
      I called my little family to my side
      Stood up straight, threw my head back and I lied, lied,lied
      lied, lied, lied

      Big hat, no cattle
      Big head, no brain
      Big snake, no rattle
      I forever remain
      Big hat, no cattle
      I knew from the start
      Big boat, no paddle
      Big belly, no heart
      Big boat, no paddle
      Big belly, no heart

    • 2 years ago
  • WhiteNoise
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  • DeliaTheArtist
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      DeliaTheArtist  
    • "Should mermaid/merman be genetically created from human embryo?"

      Perhaps they can combine a human embryo with some kind of cool, giant fish. Or an octopus body like Ursula in Disney's Mermaid. I know she was the baddie, but I always thought octobody would be a lot more useful than fish body.

    • 2 years ago
  • pjacobs51
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  • WhiteNoise
  • Dantronamus
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  • remanns
  • Dantronamus
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      Dantronamus  
    • In other words, we’re pretty lucky to be here during this rare, warm period in climate history. But the broader lesson is, climate doesn’t stand still. It doesn’t even stay on the relatively constrained range of the last 10,000 years for more than about 10,000 years at a time.

      Does this mean that CO2 isn’t a greenhouse gas? No.

      Does it mean that it isn’t warming? No.

      Does it mean that we shouldn’t develop clean, efficient technology that gets its energy elsewhere than burning fossil fuels? Of course not. We should do all those things for many reasons — but there’s plenty of time to do them the right way, by developing nanotech. (There’s plenty of money, too, but it’s all going to climate science at the moment. :-) ) And that will be a very good thing to have done if we do fall back into an ice age, believe me.

      For climate science it means that the Hockey Team climatologists’ insistence that human-emitted CO2 is the only thing that could account for the recent warming trend is probably poppycock.

    • 2 years ago
  • Dantronamus
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      Dantronamus  
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    • … and ice ages have a better claim on being the natural state of Earth’s climate than interglacials. This next graph, for the longest period, we have to go to an Antarctic core...

    • 2 years ago
  • Dantronamus
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    • From the perspective of the Holocene as a whole, our current hockeystick is beginning to look pretty dinky. By far the possibility I would worry about, if I were the worrying sort, would be the return to an ice age — since interglacials, over the past half million years or so, have tended to last only 10,000 years or so. And Ice ages are not conducive to agriculture.

    • 2 years ago
  • Dantronamus
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    • In fact for the entire Holocene — the period over which, by some odd coincidence, humanity developed agriculture and civilization — the temperature has been higher than now, and the trend over the past 4000 years is a marked decline. From this perspective, it’s the LIA that was unusual, and the current warming trend simply represents a return to the mean. If it lasts.

    • 2 years ago
  • Dantronamus
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      Dantronamus  
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    • Well, no — over the period of recorded history, the average temperature was about equal to the height of the MWP. Rises not only as high, but as rapid, as the current hockey stick blade have been the rule, not the exception.

    • 2 years ago
  • Dantronamus
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    • Yes, Virginia, there was a Medieval Warm Period, in central Greenland at any rate. But we knew that — that’s when the Vikings were naming it Greenland, after all. And the following Little Ice Age is what killed them off, and caused widespread crop failures (and the consequent burning of witches) across Europe. But was the MWP itself unusual?

    • 2 years ago
  • Dantronamus
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    • Well, whaddaya know — a hockey stick. In fact, the “blade” continues up in the 20th century at least another half a degree. But how long is the handle? How unprecedented is the current warming trend?

    • 2 years ago
  • Dantronamus
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    • Hockey stick through ice core data OK

      One thing that Climategate does is give us an opportunity to step back from the details of the AGW argument and say, maybe these are heat-of-the-moment stuff, and in the long run will look as silly as the Durants’ allergy to Eisenhower. And perhaps, if we can put climate arguments in perspective, it will allow us to put the much smaller nano arguments (pun intended) into perspective too.

      So let’s look at some ice.

      I’m looking at the temperature record as read from this central Greenland ice core. It gives us about as close as we can come to a direct, experimental measurement of temperature at that one spot for the past 50,000 years. As far as I know, the data are not adjusted according to any fancy computer climate model or anything else like that.

      So what does it tell us about, say, the past 500 years? (the youngest datum is age=0.0951409 (thousand years before present) — perhaps younger snow doesn’t work so well?):

    • 2 years ago
  • WhiteNoise
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      WhiteNoise  
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    • MEANWILE BACK AT MINDFUCK INC. CENTRAL...

      1.5% – Percentage of overall coverage devoted to the environment in 2009
      http://mediachannel.org/blog/2009/12/global-warming-generates-little-heat-in-the...

      The period from November 30-December 6, 2009, produced one of the largest weeks of environmental coverage since PEJ began tracking it in January 2007. And it wasn’t that big a number.

      The topic accounted for 2.5% of the newshole, with attention focused on the UN Climate Summit and emails from the research center that some contended pointed to possible manipulation of climate data and generated an outcry from global warming skeptics.

      The next biggest spikes in coverage in the past three years included the week of April 1-6, 2007, (5.3% of the newshole) when the Supreme Court ruled that the Environmental Protection Agency had the authority to regulate car emissions, and the week of January 28-February 2, 2007, when a UN climate report found that humans were very likely the cause of climate change (4.9%).

      Still, it’s worth noting that in no single week, has the environment generated the level of attention (6.4% of newshole) that the Tiger Woods scandal attracted last week.

      “A democratic civilization will save itself only if it makes the language of the image into a stimulus for critical reflection — not an invitation for hypnosis.” - Umberto Eco

    • 2 years ago
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