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Nothing says December spirit like Jesus with a shotgun and Santa on the ground. That’s the front yard display that has one neighborhood up in arms this Christmas season, and though the man — no, artiste! — who created the scene understands the objection, our Central Coast News anchor assures us that he has an explanation.

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    • for you current "moderators" out there. don't ever flag me for the word petulant. or losers. they are not misapplied especially here, however one may be tempted to care to take it. *shrug* use some commone sense or better yet a dictionary! here I'll do it FOR you so you won't wonder what petulance actually is or what a loser is while I REPOST the TRUTH just because you should know it. > Thank you so much for attempting to censure the English language. LOL

      pet·u·lant (pch-lnt)
      adj.
      1. Unreasonably irritable or ill-tempered; peevish.
      2. Contemptuous in speech or behavior.
      [via Old French from Latin petulāns bold, from petulāre (unattested) to attack PLAYFULLY, from petere to assail] it's not a curse word. get it??? =D

      and of course...hehe...LOSER (n.) means:

      1.
      a. One that fails to win: the losers of the game.
      b. One who takes loss in a specified way: a graceful loser; a poor loser.

      but as you take the second definition here for loser as YOU apparently see it applies to you LOL I won't post that here. I only include the one more "commonly" used...and hence why it is the very first definition. ;)

      just wanted to enlighten you "moderators" for all the the "flagging" pleasure hehe like any of you here are actually that offended as actually informed =P ********* =P and who read this original comment already KNEW he wasn't living up to even half his 'name' no matter what he claims to be! LOL...so this STILL applies quite very very well I find and whether you like it or not IS NOT required. ;) Just look at the sicker comments of iam' ponders the potential of screwing family members...and you would censure me for petulant??? LOL ;D THAT WOULD BE PETULANT or worse yet, hypocritical.. ;D ;D ;D The truth hurts even when you hide it for LOSER PETULANT flags you consider without context or sense. ;) who'd have thought!?...*shrug*

      toodles for u would-be and so-called "moderators" bidding effectively for such frivolous affairs to perverted oversensitivities.

      *****************

      and STILL to iam's assertion I would take his own rather self-ascribed interest in screwing family members, the truth STILL hurts I'm sure =D STILL a pleasure to post yet again for you ;D

      "Projection, according to Carl Jung, occurs when a person sees in another qualities they themselves possess. This phenomenon goes on daily in most relationships and encounters.

      "Whenever a person is convinced that the awful qualities seen in another person have nothing to do with him or herself, a projection is mostly likely being engaged. This does not mean, however, that these qualities are not present. It merely means that they probably exist, to some extent, in the person observing them."

      http://psychology.suite101.com/article.cfm/what_is_projection

    • 2 years ago
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    • Sketchoz;

      please tell me you agree that incest breeds retardation...........

      p.s. and that is what happened (way to much) in the OT.

    • 2 years ago
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    • so lets say the boy scouts are a religion............shall we?

      they espouse a creed and a way to practice life, but most importantly they dedicate their beliefs to a christian god.

      Are they a Religion, or are they just expressing what they value?

    • 2 years ago
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    • most and quite very XLNT iamaman! I AM impressed, good man, despite the "deafening silence" in here for all the "mournful optomism." ;) lol

      for me the oxymoronic reaches its pinnacle and height of extreme hubris in "anti-religious" h8rz atheisms. I like a smarter person who admits they just don't know ;) or even that they've never really cared to...that's the majority here I see, even if they think they really believe what they live...we live strangely don't we iamaman...devoid of conscious presence in life much of the time...though we are wealthy nation, we are impoverished for time and better intelligence. how's that for oxymoronic...

    • 2 years ago
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      Don't be ridiculous.

      Atheists are here actually laughing about this guy's display not because we disagree with it, but because he is using humor to express his opinion. Obviously, this guy is upset over the secularization of christmas.

      I am an atheist, but I honor this guy's expression of his rejection of my own beliefs. Why? Because he's using humor to do it and is standing up for his beliefs without stepping on mine.

      My own actions in opposing the actions of some christians during this season is because they want to force their celebrations into the public sphere where I have to endure their celebrations without a choice. Take your sectarian celebrations back into your church or home where it belongs, and I'll support your right to them as much as I defend my own.

      Personally, I think this guy's display is a hoot! I love the way his neighbors are getting bent outta shape over it, because it exposes their intolerance, which I reject no matter who exhibits it.

    • 2 years ago
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      thank you, rhwa'. actually i thnk it's humorous too, actually too. I'm not responding as much to that as much as to some of the other obvious anti-religious sentiments I find equally ridiculous. carry on.

    • 2 years ago
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      but I'll add, even you, tend to prove this image =P

      "My own actions in opposing the actions of some christians during this season is because they want to force their celebrations into the public sphere where I have to endure their celebrations without a choice."--rwahrena

      LMFAO =D...your very words read so undeniably much like the caption itself =D

      i thnk you're ARE an atheist, by no god whatsoever! lolz

    • 2 years ago
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      ...and your comments are a typically ignorant christian rant.

      I and other atheists are not believers in "nothing". We just don't think that YOUR brand of belief makes any sense.

      Personally, I am a humanist. I believe in the inherent worth and goodness of humanity, as opposed to the typical christian teaching that humans are inherently sinful.

      There is lots more to it than that, but that is at the bottom of the difference.

      If you actually learned something about atheists, you wouldn't sound so ignorant. As it is, you just seem like a typical christian shill. All bluster and no good sense.

    • 2 years ago
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    • echoz:

      heh =D OH BUT I DO learn from atheists!!! A few are Extremely and most PROFOUNDLY intelligent and very well-credentialed to teach and instruct us all...well, compared to you, anyway...by Far:

      "In one of the biggest religion news stories of the new millennium, the Associated Press announced that Professor Antony Flew, the world's leading atheist, now believes in God.

      "Flew is a pioneer for modern atheism. His famous paper, Theology and Falsification, was first presented at a meeting of the Oxford Socratic Club chaired by C. S. Lewis and went on to become the most widely reprinted philosophical publication of the last five decades. Flew earned his fame by arguing that one should presuppose atheism until evidence of a God surfaces. He now believes that such evidence exists, and There Is a God chronicles his journey from staunch atheism to believer.

      "For the first time, this book will present a detailed and fascinating account of Flew's riveting decision to revoke his previous beliefs and argue for the existence of God. Ever since Flew's announcement, there has been great debate among atheists and believers alike about what exactly this "conversion" means. There Is a God will finally put this debate to rest.

      "This is a story of a brilliant mind and reasoned thinker, and where his lifelong intellectual pursuit eventually led him: belief in God as designer."

      and he's not the only one. =) I bet you wonder, don't you ;) as well you should.

      http://www.christianbook.com/there-worlds-notorious-atheist-changed-mind/antony-...

    • 2 years ago
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      HAHAHAHA! LOL! ROFLMAO!

      You are going to cite FEW to me? A man in his elderly years, tragically taken advantage of by those too concerned with their own agendas to bother to admit that the man they've "converted" was already well into senility?

      Don't make me laugh.

      And yeah, go ahead, throw out a few insults, those are the proof that your arguments are getting thin, especially since I didn't come here to argue, but you seem intent upon provoking me and any other atheist around.

      Like I said, just like a typical theist shill.

    • 2 years ago
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      I guess you've never heard of a typo, huh? We both know who we were talking about.

      You know? You are getting tiresome, and as is typical of your type, you are getting abusively and personally nasty. I have made no such attacks on you, and have merely tried to make my own views known.

      Yet you have constantly made nasty little remarks about me, trying to deride my views by deriding me.

      I have made no claims to any kind of "higher power", either intellectual or otherwise, yet you choose to use that straw man to put me down.

      I think it's time to call a halt to this thread, as it is tiresome to try to have a discussion with someone that is determined to be derisive and nasty. Feel free to claim a "victory" over this atheist, as I refuse to get into a name calling contest with you. If that's your idea of "victory", then you are welcome to it.

    • 2 years ago
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    • echoz:

      Dude, whatever you're smoking is resulting in unintelligible ramblings. Perhaps you should detox before posting. Whatever it is, please keep it to yourself, I don't want any.

    • 2 years ago
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      I would say that you should go back to school yourself, if only to relearn how to defend a statement.

      Your entire defense here has been the Ad Hominem, or to attack me, the challenger, instead of my position. Nice little distraction, to throw Flew into the argument, when he had nothing to do with the initial statement of either one of us. (Which, by the way, is another logical fallacy - Appeal to Authority - as if one man's opinion is any more suggestive of validity than any other.)

      The Ad Hominem is useful in verbal debates, when one can distract the audience from one's weaknesses and the opponent's strengths by throwing in all sorts of distracting material, especially the personal attack, which strikes at the opponent's ego, and so is most often successful.

      However, a personal attack ONLINE is rarely as successful, because the entire argument is there, online, in the thread, for all to see, so your initial statement, and mine, remain in view. Therefor, you cannot distract from the fact that your subsequent posts bear little or no relationship to any real defense of your initial statement, and your entire line of posts containing personal attacks are exposed as unsuccessful attempts to defend what you apparently believe is indefensible. (or else you would do so instead of lowering yourself into the pit of poor debating tactics.)

      Any reader can start from the beginning and view the fact that you have made no real attempt to defend your initial post through any logical process save a logical fallacy.

      Of course, all this is dependent upon the assumption that you are a serious poster and really believe what you posted, and are not a troll, who is here merely to ignite argument and mess with people.

      So go ahead, keep pounding away on the personal attack, throwing in the distracting points, and using purely logical fallacies as your debating techniques. I'll keep pointing out the failures.

      When you decide to truly get around to actually debating the points of your post, I'll be glad to join in.

    • 2 years ago
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      oh yeah...how remiss of me! happy NEW YEAR!!! =D lol

      much better than Xmas right???? =D LOL except that no one gets to pretend to kill anyone else and we have to hope for something better and call it a "resolution" no one will hold you to! lol now there's a holiday worth remembering to yuck it up for!!! =D yuck yuck yuck =D hehe im just kidding...

      have a great New Year everyone!!!

    • 2 years ago
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    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPMI4ZStRSE&feature=related

      and how bout this raw footage of what I like to call:

      "HOW tha hell do I BULLshit my way outta this one???!!!" =P

      ...the unanswerable question asked of Richard Dawkins:

      "Can you give an example of a genetic mutation or an evolutionary process which can be seen to increase the information in the genome?"

      that's retarded slow even for a biology professor from Oxford to provide such an explicit nonanswer! ;D LOL so "bright"!!! =D SO 'WISE'!!! =D LOLzzz

      I'm sure you'll 'love' this too. ;)

    • 2 years ago
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    • echoz:

      Ben Stein starts this interview with the premise that Dawkins should not share his opinion because it would make believers unhappy. What else would expect from a Nixon speechwriter?

    • 2 years ago
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      probably at least a little better and a lot more than we learn to expect from you, I hope.

      Alister McGrath, an Oxford theologian with a PhD in molecular biophysics before turning to theology, makes this dry observation in Dawkin's God:

      "Dawkins talking about memes is like believers talking about God--an invisible, unidentifiable postulate, which helps explain some things about experience, but ultimately lies beyond empirical investigation."

      McGrath contends that for memes to be taken seriously, we may consider a meme for religious skepticism per se then... "a meme for belief in memes' as it were...so McGrath posits that "The meme concept then dies the slow death of self-referentiality, in that, if taken seriously, the idea explains itself as much anything else." [i.e. Dawkins is quite the self-serving mfer on this subject...see any resemblance between yourselves?? ;) }

      It is quite VERY curious to many how "inattentive" Dawkins (and like-minded dufmucks) is to anthropological and sociological theories of the origins of religion. David Aikman writes "If Dawkins's meme theory has any validity at all, then the process by which people come to believe in atheism as the best explanation of the universe must be analogous to his [self-same] theory of religion memes flitting across human culture and infecting people. Dawkins addresses this, but then dismisses it with a remarkable example of special pleading: "Scientific ideas, like all memes, are subject to a kind of natural selection, and this might look superficially virus-like. But the selective forces that scrutinize scientific ideas are not arbitrary or capricious. They are exacting, well-honed rules, and they do not favor pointless, self-serving behavior." Dawkins might as well have also asserted that scientists are quite immune from competitive urges, envy, selfish ambition, and the tendency to squabble with people...[LOL yep...I'll vouch for that w/this mofo] And if you buy that, you might also be interested in buying some oceanfront property in Montana."

    • 2 years ago
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    • Why does everyone call this guy a redneck? What makes a redneck a redneck?...someone who lives in a rural area who was poorly educated? Well he does live in a small town but the rest of that definition may or may not fit. If he lived in New York City and had this display in an exhibit at MOMA would you still call him a redneck? and if not, WHY?

    • 2 years ago
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    • Tovahsez:

      The term "redneck" was used to describe caucasian men of low socioeconomic status who worked all day in the fields and would return home with sunburned necks, hence the term "redneck". However, these days it has become synonymous with anyone who lives in rural areas or votes republican. So technically, if this guy lacks the traditional sunburn on the back of his neck then he is not a redneck.

    • 2 years ago
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    • yeah this would all be a lot funnier if Ed' weren't here to mistake this, not for art, but essentially his gleeful giddy long-denied expression of his own innermost boyish sense of "freedom of religion" finally outted! ;)~ this *is* CHURCH to Ed' =P (ala Ed': LOL OH NO! Everybody get the heaven out!!! RUUUUNNNNNNN!!! =P hehe)

      http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre1678l.jpg

    • 2 years ago
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      Echoz, You don't know anything about me and yet you consistently and childishly attack everything I say. #1. I am not a he #2. Your responses are incoherent #3. You are developing a reputation as a troll and a stalker.

      This will be my last response to you. Pick on someone else from now on.

    • 2 years ago
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      good. now f'off and know and think this when you see me in the future. I see any particularly antireligious BS anywhere, I confront the poor bech who makes the mistake, and if it happens to be your self-same stupidity, well... *shrug* consider it freedom of speech and your own dufmbuck serendipity. I take no special interest in you otherwise than that you happen to be in the line of fire, and my enjoyment is purely my own in that event ;) But I can't do much for you about that, except advise you to duck, if your raked skin is so thin, and you don't like the rash my broom gives you.

      Giving you credit for you spirit however, I must say...you ARE quite rough on my 'brooms' too. Good thing I have more than one to "pick on" right? ;D hehe

    • 2 years ago
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    • art used to be about beauty and truth, not irreverent juvenile antiXstianity. to see through the veil that some do admit:

      "the funny part is that it makes the evangelicals look like they are condoning terrorism as well...the better way to send the (i'm assuming) "intended message" would have been to have santa killing jesus."

      That's why if this art, it's a redneck's black "art" at best, that just a half-assed excuse for a redneck could appreciate saying "I don't know much about art...but I know what I like!" =D but not what's couth obviously.

      I wonder if I had buddha jamming a walking stick up Richard Dawkins and Hitchen's hind quarters if people like Ed' would still love a "new" interest in "art" as much. ;D lol yeah...i wouldn't exactly call it art as "justice" somehow ;D or "divine" retribution somehow? LMAO ;D

      well, here's a better attempt at art for you tin men... ;) I'm sure you'll enjoy it for all your "culture." ;)~ lol

      http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kairokairo/img/sexy_santa_01.JPG

    • 2 years ago
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    • the funny part is that it makes the evangelicals look like they are condoning terrorism as well.

      the better way to send the (i'm assuming) "intended message" would have been to have santa killing jesus. that way santa becomes the offender and symbol of paganism.

      but what the hell am i thinking? incest breeds birth defects, particularly retardation. if the evangelicals were smart, they would not be evangelicals!

    • 2 years ago
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    • Thats funny man. Gotta find humor in every aspect of life.

      I saw a pic of a redneck christmas where the guy took a lawn ornament that was a deer all lite up, hung it upside down like you do when youve gutted them, then took a bunch of red lights to look like blood dripping out of it at the bottom in a small pool. People come up with some pretty nifty ideas sometimes.

    • 2 years ago
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    • Man's got a right to his opinion, and to express it on his own property. Nobody's gotta like it, either. This is a classic case of protected first amendment speech.

      His neighbors may not like the display, but he has a right to put it up, as long as he isn't violating a local ordinance.

      I fully back this man's right to express his opinion.

    • 2 years ago
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    • rwahrens:

      So if their is a city ordinance against this he shouldn't have the right?!?

      He should have this right no matter what the mob tells him! This is the fundamental right of freedom, property rights

    • 2 years ago
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    • rwahrens:

      I was talking about the normal kind of city ordinance against displays that are too big, too close to the street, etc. Any city ordinance that would regulate CONTENT in a way that would stifle free speech is obviously a target for lawsuits!

    • 2 years ago
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      I do. I like most things controversial. It is also pretty creepy so that gets bonus points. I am also impressed that it got as much publicity as it did. The artist seems a tad bit on the unstable side and he may have created a new career in art by marketing himself by offending the neighbors. I like that kind of ingenuity. I hope he gets a gallery show.

    • 2 years ago
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    • Hey is that not a form of freedom of speach? Do I have the right to do as I please on my property? I give it a 10 on the scale of COOLNESS.

    • 2 years ago
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    • Personally, I'm looking at it as a free speech issue. If an artist can plop a crucifix in a jar of urine and call it art, why can't this man express his disgust at the commercialism. There is a difference, however. Some people paid admission to go into the place that showed the artist's(?) display so they did that by choice whereas the property owner's display gives no such option. Parents should be more upset about explaining a photo of an aborted fetus to a child than explaining the "Jesus shot Santa" display. I still say keep it up...free speech forever!!

    • 2 years ago
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    • Tovahsez:

      I agree. It is free speech and it should stay up serving the additional purpose of displaying to this fool's community that sometimes abortion is not only legal but sometimes justified and necessary.

    • 2 years ago
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