Comedy | December 21, 2009 | 5 comments

BIG HAT, NO CATTLE

WhiteNoise
Uncle Sam,
the GOP,
petro-creationists
& corpo-supremacists
are having their way with America...
and Lady Liberty !

How do they do it ?

Since I was a child
I've tried to be what I'm not
I've lied and I've enjoyed it all my life
I lied to my dear mother
to my sisters and my brother
and now I'm lying to my children and my wife

Big Hat, no cattle
Big head, no brain
Big snake, no rattle
I forever remain
big hat, no cattle
I knew from the start
Big boat, no paddle
Big belly, no heart

Can't remember why I do it,
Oh, maybe I can.
An honest man these days is hard to find.
I only know we're living in an unforgiving land.
And a little lie can buy some real big piece of mind.

Oftimes I wondered what might I have become,
Had I but buckled down and really tried.
But when it came down to the wire
I called my family to my side
Stood up straight, threw my head back and I lied, lied,lied

Big hat, no cattle
Big shoes, well you know...
Big horse, no saddle
He goes wherever I go

Big hat, no cattle
Right from the start
Big guns, no battle
Big belly, no heart

When it came down to the wire
I called my little family to my side
Stood up straight, threw my head back and I lied, lied,lied
lied, lied, lied

Big hat, no cattle
Big head, no brain
Big snake, no rattle
I forever remain
Big hat, no cattle
I knew from the start
Big boat, no paddle
Big belly, no heart
Big boat, no paddle
Big belly, no heart
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5 comments // BIG HAT, NO CATTLE // Video

  • queenofit
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      queenofit  

    • Catchy song, lyrics are honest and clean. Thanks for posting! Watching the Kennedy lad gives me great hope; he is willing and able to voice his keen understanding and hopefully help others who are afraid, to stand with him. Again WhiteNoise, thanks!

    • 2 years ago
  • WhiteNoise
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      WhiteNoise  
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    • 101 OF EVERYTHING

      PRIVATIZE THE PROFITS
      SOCIALIZE THE COST

      The Doctrine of Blatancy works something like this: First identify our (USA’s corporations) area of benefit (where can we maximize our power and wealth?) Next look for locals who will collaborate with us to help achieve our ends. Of course there are always scraps from the table to be thrown to them. And most dogs are satisfied with that.

      Trash media hacks compete with Nixon’s ghouls & war criminals to impose a political & religious agenda as fundamentalist as it is obscurantist.

      “It’s here that the American dream decided it liked the taste of the vomit it was chocking on. Just rolled over on its back and screamed for more drugs. it didn't die.“ - Warren Ellis

    • 2 years ago
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