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Homophobe at Large in Midwest

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It is with a heavy heart that this writer reveals that Andy Martin, GOP senate candidate from Illinois, was hospitalized between 1982 and 1987 for what doctors described as "Advanced Craniophagic Homophobia" and was medicated daily to quell ear-splitting tirades about "the gay agenda." Unfortunately, attempts to slow the advance of the dreaded disease were unsuccessful, and Martin, newly-fitted with a prosthetic head, has been spotted on the campaign trail, spouting feverish slander about anyone who stands between him and an unending supply of free tickets to Cubs games.

If you or someone in your family spots Mr. Martin (who remains at large), please notify your local law enforcement authorities or call 1-555-Gay-Fear. That's 1-555-429-3327. Help keep your community safe by taking Andy Martin off the streets and putting him in a nice, safe closet somewhere in the Midwest. Thank you, and God Bless America.
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