Comedy | January 07, 2010 | 10 comments

The taste of love

source: http://dailyscenario.com/?p=517

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You have sold your soul to the devil and in return you are required to give up one of the great treasures of life. You must choose to no longer have feeling in your genital area as well as no more orgasms, or you can no longer taste food. The curse will remain for eternity. What would you do?
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    Orgasm,  choice,  Taste,  scenario
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10 comments // The taste of love

  • boywhocould
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      boywhocould  

    • You didn't state what we were getting for our souls, or is that a trick too :) you also didn't ask if I could still get it up, cause if so then I'd go the gennies, cause then you would be a sex god and rent said genitals out to all those frigid beotches in jersey heheh giggity!!

    • 2 years ago
  • remanns
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      remanns  
    • boywhocould:

      ( If I am starting with the premise that I have sold my soul to the devil,....I am assuming my self to be unquestioned all powerful ruler of all the known worlds. )-----But thats JUST ME.

    • 2 years ago
  • idealist
  • idealist
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      idealist  

    • id give up taste, there's still the texture and maby smell of food to enjoy. plus shitty beer wouldn't taste bad and i can get my groove on.

    • 2 years ago
  • dailyscenario
  • remanns
  • remanns
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      remanns  

    • Once you have sold your soul to the Devil, the skies the limit baby! The only thing you want to hear from ol Jack Scratch is " Would you like something impaled, along with those eggs"?

    • 2 years ago
  • remanns
  • remanns
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      remanns  

    • Dickless eunuch for me,...thanx. I would plan to sit on my throne surrounded by grinning drunken drooling Centurions, as I crammed a dripping greasy hot triple meat jalapeño cheese burger into my unshaved countenance,.....while I watched slaves treat with each other in abominable unwholesome unnatural creative carnal ways. "Bring on the sex-clowns,... Caesar requires it"! I would deal with my l lack of personal sexual pleasure, vicariously,... through the abuse and manipulation of thralls, lackeys,...and slaves; The "Burger-King" puppet master.
      SEND ME LIONS,....AND VIRGINS!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha!

    • 2 years ago
  • idealist
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